Are you ready for SINtendo September? Are you excited about TEN brand new twisted tales of gaming all month long? Well then get ready to be horribly disappointed! There’s unfortunately NOT ten tales… there’s FIFTEEN tales!
That’s right readers, for the first time ever, SINtendo heads into bonus levels with a whopping five additional brand new full length books for the month of September, that’s a brand new book every other day of the entire month!
And these aren’t just your everyday tales of gaming. Look for an entire brand new spinoff series called SINtendo VINtage. Did you know in the 80s during the gaming golden age, SINtendo needed to branch out their products? That’s why they made parody products of classic 80s toys, naturally marketed towards adults only. But just what happens when collectors today find some of these VINtage toys? Will they be playing all new twisted games with minds and bodies, never to look at vintage toys the same again?
And have you ever wondered about the origin of SINtendo? Journey back in time to Kyoto, Japan during the tumultuous year of 1960 when a man with sinister intentions invited an American girl to help complete an experiment that would lead to perhaps the very first SINtendo game.
Have you ever read one of the hundreds of SINtendo tales of the past and had your entire world turn upside down in only the kinkiest ways possible? Tales from the Kreme presents… will explore three such incidents of normal readers, both men and women, just like you… and what happened as they read an original SINtendo gaming tale!
This year witness the birth of SINgame Advertising, a way to play games free, if you can handle the frequent ads determined to have you gleefully SINning your brains out in increasingly kinky ways while playing.
Witness what happens when a gamer girl writes a very sucky review that gets headlines? She may just become sucky herself and give more head than headlines once SINtendo intervenes.
And perhaps one of the biggest new games ever is about to hit the streets of Japan, and an American couple on vacation stroll right into a SINteractive demonstration of that game… Super Bowser Bros! Can they play to win their escape, and if they do will they ever be the same loving couple again?
SINtendo September includes fifteen full-length brand new tales taking place for the first time ever on three continents, multiple countries, throughout history! Prepare to have your mind, body, and gender gamed in ways you never imagined. The books are bigger, the games are bigger, and as always the boobs are bigger for SINtendo September, Leveled UP!
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