The Scent of SINtendo by Kris P. Kreme
After a humiliating rejection from office hottie Angie, Nelson just wants to drink the pain away. But when in a drunken stupor he orders a foreign infomercial product called SCENTendo, the scent of SINtendo, he may soon find Angie playing just the kinds of office games he will forever enjoy.
The next week, things are not looking great, Angie still a bitch, determined to get him fired or make him quit, purely because he showed an interest in her. After drinking some more and getting the package he barely remembered ordering, Nelson spills a bottle of the potent cologne on himself… and the next day Angie’s attitude dramatically improves.
But is she still playing her own games or his?
Over 8,000 Words of Kreme!
Nelson isn’t the coolest or most suave guy in the world, and never claimed to be, but he is the only man in the office to finally ask office hottie and boss’s niece Angie out for coffee. It did NOT go well, Angie overreacting, pitching a bitch fit, and generally humiliating poor Nelson so much he is home drinking away his embarrassment as coworker Eddie tells him how heated she was after he left for the day.
All he did was ask her out to coffee, but Angie went claiming sexual harassment to her uncle and the office boss, Jamison. Luckily Jamison doesn’t at all take the claims seriously, knowing what a bitch Angie can apparently be.
Still nothing takes the serious sting away, even countless beers, and Nelson just knows that come Monday, Angie will likely be making his work life absolutely miserable and there is nothing he can do about it.
But when in the middle of the night he’s nearly too drunk to think straight, watching some foreign channel on his satellite package, Nelson sees an informercial for something called SCENTendo, the scent of SINtendo, he orders some purely because he is too drunk to think straight. The man in very poor broken English claims it’s the scent to have the woman who’s always a bitch being his bitch and no longer playing cruel games with his affection, instead playing the games he can enjoy.
A few days later and Nelson barely remembers ordering it, but his new work week is NOT going well, Angie seeming determined to get him fired or humiliate him more for such unwanted affections. Drinking some more, figuring he is truly screwed since she is in fact the boss’s niece, he is surprised when the package arrives, bottles of SCENTendo. And somehow overnight he at some point drunkenly opens a bottle which spills all over him.
Worried the next day because he could not possibly shower the stench away, Nelson is somewhat surprised none of the men in the office even notice it. But Angie certainly seems to notice something, though at first he dismisses it as more of her twisted intentions to get him fired.
When she insists on playing her own little games, one level at a time, games like getting him hard, Nelson remains determined not to play, but is she actually still trying to humiliate him or is Angie in fact playing just the kinds of games he will most definitely enjoy winning, all thanks to… The Scent of SINtendo.
SINtendo September smells like a winner as it continues!
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