The Naughty Elves whORIGINS by Kris P. Kreme
Just days before Christmas in the 1980s, Martin Donnelly has called on Lucy to stay with Cody since his wife is out of town and he has an important meeting to attend. Warning Lucy that Cody has been snooping around in the attic, likely looking for presents, Mr. Donnelly is a bit uncomfortable with her clothing and how grown up she is getting.
But all of them may be pawns in the nefarious scheme of an elf named Humperdink Jinglecrunch at the North Pole seeking his own power. When Lucy hears thumping in the attic, assuming it’s Cody, she finds a stranded reconnaissance elf named Ziggy… and unintentionally, though intended by Humperdink, all good and innocence is absorbed right out of Lucy.
Have you ever wondered how there came to be a special division among Santa’s elves called The Naughty Elves? For the first time this 12 Days of Krismas find out the truly twisted origins of the corrupting elves who turn good girls naughty and it all begins on a warm December day in the 1980s.
Lucy has been the best babysitter the Donnelly’s ever had, and after pedaling over on her bike in her favorite new stylish 80s fashions, Mr. Donnelly is admittedly a bit caught by surprise with the jogging shorts and top Lucy wears.
She may be the sweetest young woman, most definitely focused and honest in her every effort… but the way her top drapes over her chest leaving an exposed tummy underneath is new to Mr. Donnelly who is not up on a new midriff baring trend in fashions.
He’s also fighting the urge to really focus on just how grown up the babysitter has become. But with his wife at her mother’s home until tomorrow and an important meeting with clients from work tonight, someone will need to watch Cody, and Lucy is always the best for that job.
Walking in, friendly as ever and ready to stay over if necessary like the always responsible babysitter she is, Martin Donnelly is taking a call from his wife who he informs about some misbehavior Cody has been getting into lately.
It seems that Cody has been caught snooping around in the walkup attic, and it’s highly unlikely as Cody tries to claim, he isn’t looking for a squirrel that he thinks is up there, having heard something thumping around.
While on the call, Lucy is playfully teasing by claiming she and Mr. Donnelly are making mad passionate love… mostly to get a nervous chuckle from Cody’s dad. But will such a teasing comment be closer to the truth after the craziest encounter ever later that night?
With Martin Donnelly at his meeting, and after putting Cody to bed, Lucy is dozing a bit on the downstairs couch when she first hears some thumping upstairs. And as she soon realizes that thumping is coming from the attic, she naturally assumes that Cody being a little boy went searching for Christmas presents again… the idea of a squirrel silly at best.
Yet after calling out, and going up the attic stairs into the darkness, bracing herself on support beams and looking around, Lucy suddenly realizes as the little man is seen that this definitely is no squirrel.
Introducing himself as Ziggy Twinklelight, he claims to be one of Santa’s reconnaissance elves. They are elves that monitor all children who are good and innocent, their elf abilities specially honed to absorb and detect all good, decency, and innocence from the air surrounding them.
Unfortunately for Ziggy, his camo-falalala-lage is not working and he has been unable to activate emergency retrieval to avoid being discovered. But was all of this intentional by a nefarious elf at the North Pole seeking to create his own special division? Was Ziggy Twinklelight set up in order to be discovered and see just what happens when the good and innocence absorption abilities all elves have essentially fully drains a good girl like Lucy of all innocence?
Find out as Lucy begins thinking and speaking in ways most naughty, and before Ziggy can activate that emergency transport beacon to escape back to the North Pole, Lucy is forever corrupted… thoughts and ideas of being very naughty with Martin Donnelly when the father gets home.
Monitoring everything from the North Pole, Ziggy can only shake his head as the nemesis of all good elves, one named Humperdink Jinglecrunch gleefully gets just the results he wanted… a new division his to command, a division of elves that will forever corrupt and pervert the good and innocent among Lucy’s age, too old to be a child, not quite an adult.
It’s a division readers know too well… The Naughty Elves.
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