Can you spell BIMBO?
Can you spell BIMBO? by Kris P. Kreme
Can you spell the madness?
On a lazy Saturday when her husband Charlie is outside dealing with yard work, Kim has been looking forward to doing nothing but laying on the couch with her laptop and her favorite word game, Birdy Words.
But her lazy day is about to get anything but relaxing after the random letter tiles she uses to find words and collect points become seemingly a bit less random. For some bizarre reason the letters B I M B and O keep appearing connected just right for the word BIMBO. And as frustrating as that is, Kim has bigger problems as it seems her chest may be having a reaction to a new detergent they used… her breasts getting bigger and bigger.
Can you spell BIMBO?
It’s early on a Saturday morning when Charlie walks in and spots his beautiful wife Kim, and while Kim is quick to comment that she has zero plans today… a lazy day she intends to lounge around on the couch and play her favorite word game on her laptop, it’s clear Charlie would rather do something else where all she has to do is lay around all day.
But nope, she quickly informs him… today is her lazy day, just her and Birdy Words, a fun little stimulating game for the mind where she must use connected hexagonal letter tiles to spell as many words as she can in order to collect points and level up.
Despite Charlie’s predictably incessant suggestions, Kim sticks to her plan and soon he is going to work on things in the yard, while Kim lays on the couch facing her laptop and gets back to the highest level she has so far reached in Birdy Words.
It’s a cute little game with animated bluebirds dropping random letters onto a top-down displayed grassy scene. And so far Kim is doing great, having reached level sixty-three before she quit last time, so able to continue from there.
The best words are always at least five letters, but Kim is determined to find nothing shorter… and amusingly she finds the word PERVERT just as her happy pervert of a husband is heading outside. Unfortunately a short time later will be the first time of an increasingly odd day where Kim finds the word BIMBO among those letter tiles in her game.
It’s five letters, decent but nothing great, and then shortly after finally reaching level sixty-four and collecting random other words, there the letters are again… in just the connected order she needs to yet again spell out BIMBO and collect the points. It’s odd she thinks since the game almost never randomly has the same five or more letter words so close together. And this time there are even the letters URA above it, making her think that Charlie would probably grin at such a seemingly hidden message.
It’s completely random. She knows as much, but something is bothering her as much as the seemingly repeating letters B I M B and O in her word game… and that is the fact her breasts strangely feel bigger, her bra uncomfortably tight. And after it seems to get even tighter as she lays there on her chest in front of the laptop, Kim is convinced the new laundry detergent they washed everything in for the first time must be having an allergic reaction against her skin.
And so soon Kim is playing braless, hoping that removing the bra means no more of that frustration… although Birdy Words is continuing to set her up with just the right letters, the word BIMBO seemingly inescapable as she levels up some more and starts to really get annoyed.
When Charlie comes in, Kim showing him what she keeps seeing only has him kidding her, especially since he is somewhat enamored by where she apparently has gained some upper body weight. But most important he does see the word BIMBO, so as crazy as Kim is starting to feel, she’s not imagining it.
After some time of playing, once again there are the letters spelling BIMBO, and above them conveniently laid out, the letters BEA…which annoyingly looks like some weird direction for her to be a bimbo.
On a lazy Saturday, Kim is really not feeling relaxed at all, as her favorite word game increasingly starts to annoy her… and it’s all because of that one word showing up time after time. Even worse her breasts which were never even big enough to have a jiggle to them are getting bigger and bigger to the point she is worried about the bizarre reaction that detergent must’ve had on her through all her clothing.
Will Kim reach new levels in her favorite word game? Or will her breasts be the biggest part of her lazy Saturday? And in the end will she give up and just become the very BIMBO she has been spelling repeatedly all day?
Find out as March Madness continues in a truly maddening game with rather dumbed down gameplay.
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