Are you fed up with your current service provider? Is that cellphone just not meeting all of your expectations? Looking for a change?
Or are you looking to change someone else?
Well, thanks to the latest technology from the Kreme Labs, there is an option for YOU!
We’ve crunched the numbers and found a way to not just give you a great monthly rate, not only promise and deliver the best connections everywhere, but to give you more value for your dollar!
At no additional cost, we’re taken the technology from the SINtendo and added the reality twisting power you know so very well to the best in cellphones!
And you know what that means don’t you?
Girlfriend not hot enough? No problem!*
Secretary not putting out? No problem!*
Want to turn that one particular neighbor into a MILF? We can do that too!*
Just contact Kreme Enterprises and order one of our top of the line cellphones and one of our special offer plans!
Choose from any of our ridiculously competitive plans or mix and match at insanely attractive rates!
Remember! With KpKOM there are:
- No Roaming Charges
- No Limits
- No Contract
- No Inhibitions
- and No Brains!
Stay tuned for consumer testimonials from a trio of satisfied customers about the ways that KpKOM has changed their life!
*Void where prohibited. No representation or warranty, express or implied, with respect to the completeness, accuracy, fitness for a particular purpose, or utility of these materials. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. This service is meant for educational purposes only. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. No user-serviceable parts inside. Use only as directed by instruction manual. Some sexual and other side effects may apply.
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