Airbag Issues by Kris P. Kreme
Ethan is excited about his girlfriend meeting his father Gabe, even if Gabe isn’t. His son likes basic girls, and ever since his divorce Gabe likes the idea of busty young twenty-somethings who are horny and little else.
But Paisley is the one, a sweet soul, innocent and perfect in every way. And she’ll join them after picking up her new car at a Trance-tory Transportation dealership.
But the car comes with a revolutionary new safety feature called IAB, one that accidentally deploys, inflating her breasts more and more, causing relaxation beyond decency as she navigates the rough roads to Gabe’s home.
The question is will Gabe love her as much as Ethan does, or a whole lot MORE?
Hot Shots introduces readers to the latest greatest innovative car safety feature… that of course you just know is going to completely go wrong in only the most right way!
Gabe is definitely not even close to as thrilled as his son is about meeting his son’s new girlfriend and apparent future wife. As they sit on the front porch of his tiny downsized home in a rough part of town, Gabe finds himself looking for anything to take him away from his son Ethan who can’t stop bragging about how sweet, loving, and downright sickeningly perfect his girl Paisley is.
Divorced and forced into the downsized home, Gabe knows he definitely has always had a wandering eye, but everything about Paisley he hears makes him quite confident his son did not inherit his father’s taste in women. Ethan has always been interested in a basic kind of girl.
Where Gabe’s wife accused him of looking for the next better version of her, even though all he did was look, Ethan has always been content with a girl who while not a stick figure, definitely doesn’t fit the idle fantasy of busty, slutty, and ready to have fun that Gabe has these days.
Still, his son drove over to visit and this Paisley has apparently been super looking forward to meeting Ethan’s dad, planning to join them after she picks up her new car from the dealership.
Meanwhile as Ethan practically drives his dad crazy with repeated bragging about the sweet innocent soul he’s fallen in love with, Paisley has her own anticipating excitement waiting at the dealership for her first brand-new car she ever owned.
And this isn’t just any dealership, nor any car. Paisley waits at a Trance-tory Transportation dealership for her brand new Trance-tory Tracer 2000, a modern take on a luxury sedan, complete with all the best safety features… including one new feature she may soon find changing her very outlook on more than the literal road of life.
When David brings her the keys to her car, all washed up and waiting out front, Paisley is as excited as ever, asking all the pertinent questions, learning what all she’ll need to do like setting the radio, adjusting the seats, and of course she asks about the IAB as they are called.
Internal Air Bags sounds crazy to Paisley, but David talks up the very new feature only found on the most luxurious of their models. He claims it is the ultimate safety feature that will probably save countless lives someday. The moment the vehicle detects sudden potentially dangerous stopping or jolting, tiny injections within the top-grain leather upholstery can create internal airbags beneath the skin of drivers or passengers, while simultaneously lowering the body’s natural inclination to tense up.
It’s a way of padding and relaxing someone at the moment of impact to save their lives, but Paisley knows the area her boyfriend’s father lives is surrounded by rough roads, so naturally she asks about the switch to deactivate the IAB system for now.
But just after Paisley happily drives off from the lot, David is informed about a potential pending recall for vehicles with the IAB system installed. Apparently they can prematurely deploy and leak merely from small bumps while driving… and as the man tells David, there have been incidents.
Still, since Paisley turned the feature off, he figures he can contact her later with the admittedly frustrating news she may need to already bring her car back to be serviced.
Meanwhile as Paisley grows more excited about finally meeting Ethan’s father, she hits the first of some rough roads and upon hitting those bumps, something beyond being impressed by the shocks and struts balancing the car over bumps is felt. She feels oddly warm and calm, but mostly notices a strange hissing sound.
By the time she realizes that somehow the IAB system is actually engaged, actively creating internal air bags, Paisley is witnessing her breasts swelling up to the size of her increasingly dazed head… and worst of all, there are potholes everywhere.
Wanting to panic, to freak out, the IAB is doing another of its jobs, keeping her calm, almost a little too calm, and all she can do is try to drive really slowly assuming that might help.
But as Gabe keeps his talkative son distracted by having him check on things around the house, will the cute girl who pulls up outside his home surprise him in more than a couple of somewhat inflated ways? Will Paisley be able to stop herself from expressing just how unwantedly aroused the IAB deployment in her new car has affected her? Or will she truly take to calling her boyfriend’s father Daddy in all kinds of most satisfying ways?
There are all kinds of issues you might have with a new car… not all are as enjoyable as Airbag Issues.
Coming next… It’s a tease…
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