OBJECTified PlatFORMED by Kris P. Kreme
Debate student Amy is out with her two goofy friends Tucker and Kyle, searching old shops to find a visual aid for an upcoming debate. With a subject like prostitution it’s hard to know what might serve as a tangible prop and boost her platform, but Amy knows she needs the boost.
Going up against Paige Ramsey, popular pretty girl on campus, Amy is taking the position that prostitution is a societal situational issue, not merely slutty women charging money, and at one shop when Tucker finds what he calls hooker heels, platform shoes sold by a desperate prostitute, Amy might have found what she needs.
But pestered to put them on, will these shoes boost MUCH more than Amy’s debate platform?
Prepare yourself readers for a VERY friendly debate… of sorts. Is prostitution a situationally desperate move for a woman with no other options or just a sign she is inherently slutty? That is the subject of an upcoming debate college student Amy is currently preparing for.
But as she goes from place to place downtown, seeking visual aids of any sort that can better help her demonstrate the societal weaknesses that push women into prostitution, she is getting nearly no help at all from her two oldest friends, Tucker and Kyle.
Other than making jokes about prostitution and even teasing her that she has the pro-prostitution platform in the upcoming debate, they aren’t doing a lot to assist her… and Amy is getting annoyed.
This debate is already going to be a struggle for her since her opponent happens to be one of the most pretty popular girls on campus, whose father donated an entire business school building to the place. While Paige Ramsey is definitely a big deal on campus, Amy is a five foot nothing fairly ordinary girl who while attractive is definitely not the attention seeker Paige is. And winning a debate can be about the appeal of the person debating as much as anything else.
Yet Amy has a plan, confident that having something tangible to show, a prop, a visual aid of some sort, will assist her already much smarter mind for debating to overcome any of the appeal Paige might have in her simple platform that prostitutes are just sluts who charge money.
Unfortunately they have been to nearly every place in town, pawn shops, consignment places, and the old brick building they are at might be one of only a couple options even left to find anything that can help give her platform a boost.
But when inside the cluttered shop, Tucker goes off to ask the old owner if they have hooker stuff, he comes back with what he thinks is exactly the kind of thing Amy has been looking for… a pair of very clunky super high platform shoes, or as he dumbs it down hooker heels.
And while Tucker may be an embarrassment in not understanding the difference between heels and shoes, Amy does admit that shoes sold by a down on her luck prostitute as these apparently were is a good visual aid to add something tangible to her debate platform.
Asking how much they are, Tucker grins and says they were free, the old owner of the place glad to get rid of them because apparently they are cursed, which might be the most ridiculous thing even Tucker has said in a while. Either way, it’s something which is better than the nothing she has so far.
But when Tucker suggests she put on the platform heels, Kyle actually agrees that maybe it wouldn’t hurt. Amy is much shorter than Paige, and the heels would add a good six inches to her height. And Amy knows the guys won’t leave her alone until she tries them on, so making them agree to actually help her at the next place they go, she steps into a nearby alley and puts the clunky platform heels on… only to suddenly feel like maybe the curse the old shop owner told Tucker about isn’t so ridiculous after all.
Are the platform shoes just making Amy stand with her back arched or is her chest somehow getting bigger? And when asked how much she’d charge for a grope, will Amy actually give a very fair price instead of taking the two doofus friends of her to task? Are these heels somehow turning Amy into the very subject of her debate… an eager and soon to be quite successful prostitute?
Find out as November gets OBJECTified, and debate student Amy finds herself PlatFORMED.
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