Tuning in for Another Year by Kris P. Kreme
An odd little man named Tuner has finally returned… or is that reTUNEd?
At a mall, the day after Christmas, selfishly motivated people aren’t living up to the reason for the season as far as Tuner is concerned. And that is why he’s there, to tune them better, one person at a time, even if the tuning gets truly twisted. But when a gunman shows up and nearly kills Tuner, mall cop Reggie saves the day.
In the chaos of real cops showing up, Tuner loses sight of Reggie and goes on a quest that leads him and a retuned kinky cop named Jessica to Reggie’s home on New Year’s Eve. Will Tuner tune Reggie’s wife and friends like he deserves… or is his quest to thank his hero about to hit a sour note?
Over 21,000 Words of Kreme!
Twas the day after Christmas and all through the county, not a good spirited soul was enjoying their bounty. But when the world felt quite sour, a poorly played note, who should arrive but an odd little bloke? He’s been away wandering and should have returned sooner… but get ready dear readers to be forked up by Tuner!
That’s right, an original Kreme character that has not been seen for nearly six years has returned in the biggest original Krismas tale ever… 21,000 words of kinky Krismasy fun, more than enough to carry you right into a whole other year!
It’s the day after Christmas at Dale County Shopping Mall and while people are busily shoving and pushing and otherwise returning and exchanging unwanted gifts with their own selfish intentions, while workers are dealing with frustrating returns and others are handling the boxing up of overstock for nearby charities in the loading dock… someone is about to show up and give them a whole new TUNE.
The reason for the season is giving and being happy and Tuner is here to make sure everyone is in tune with that reason, even if he never fully understands just what kind of perverted chaos he’s unleashing.
Possessing a powerful tuning fork, much bigger than most, Tuner is an odd little quirky man with a seemingly distantly disturbed misunderstanding of things and a decidedly perverse sense of right and wrong.
When slackers are just not doing their temporary holiday job in the mall loading dock, Tuner is there to inspire all new loading… the girl definitely feeling those loads much to the shock of their boss. And when a sullen mall Santa is there just to pick up his check, his attitude is adjusted, retuned, and naughty girls everywhere will find themselves sitting on his lap. But when a particularly rude couple is demanding a return in a store where a poor employee is just trying to explain that they can’t have their way, Tuner finds all kinds of interesting tunes to play.
But as he enjoys the mouthy bitch of a customer in ways she is more tuned to handling, the bustling mall receives an even less welcome visitor than Tuner… a man with a gun who’s willing to use it.
Unable to reach his tuning fork, this might have been the end for Tuner, even as supernaturally immortal as he might be. But that is when mall cop Reggie barrels in and bodily slams the gunman to the floor, saving the entire mall and most importantly to Tuner, saving his life… a debt he always repays.
Unfortunately, among the chaos of the real Dale County cops showing up and leading Reggie away for a statement while taking all the credit for saving everyone, Tuner loses sight of the one he most needs to thank, and that single purpose becomes Tuner’s only goal… following the only trail he can, by finding a rookie cop named Jessica Lane who happens to be outside the mall.
New Year’s Eve has arrived and as mall cop Reggie has some neighbors and friends over for a small New Year’s Eve party, one that mostly has consisted of board games to kill time in the basement before midnight, someone is knocking on his door… and that someone is Tuner along with his new partner in crime, a very retuned and sexy version of rookie cop Jessica Lane, who now assists him in his mission to find and properly thank Reggie for saving his life.
But will Reggie appreciate the tuning Tuner soon does, first to his bitchy fat slob of a wife, and then individually to each of his friends and neighbors? Will the all new twisted tunes they find their lives playing turn decent into indecent and sweet into whorishly slutty in ways no one can imagine? Will wives cheat on husbands and innocence be corrupted? Will impossible things happen to bodies and minds? And in the end, will Tuner be spurned by an unappreciative Reggie who earns not his thanks but a truly twisted punishment to ring in the new year?
The world may have seemed completely out of tune for years now… could Tuner be the reason why, and is he going to make 2026 the craziest year in history with a soundtrack of moans in pleasure? Find out readers in the epic conclusion to Krismas as we’re just Tuning in for Another Year!
So ends Krismas 2025, my best to all Readers in 2026!
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