Valentines Canned D by Kris P. Kreme
When Trent plans a romantic Valentine’s getaway for his beautiful girlfriend Amelia, he wants it to be absolutely unforgettable. In the end… it definitely will be.
Driving long hours, the moonlit sky and rural two-lane highway have Trent yawning and swerving and Amelia nervous that he’s too tired. And no amount of his kidding around about dangerous rednecks and farm animals are convincing her they don’t need to stop for coffee or energy drinks.
When they finally stop at the Sip and Dip, will a mis-delivered Trance-tory energy drink called Valentines Canned D put a pep in their step or plump up other parts and send their minds into a D-epravity Amelia’s busty body will never escape from?
It’s Valentine’s weekend and after much planning and even more driving, Trent is assuring his beautiful girlfriend Amelia that he has the most romantic unforgettable Valentine’s escape planned for the both of them. Although a pitstop along the way might just mean neither of them is escaping from the effects of a fittingly named Trance-tory energy drink.
Bantering during their drive, Amelia is increasingly concerned about the swerving and yawning her boyfriend Trent is letting distract him from the long drive down a remote two-lane highway with towering trees on either side. He’s refusing to let her take a turn behind the wheel too, since the destination is meant to be a surprise.
Kidding and joking about the romantic weekend her boyfriend scared the hell out of her with horrible driving in the middle of the woods, Trent isn’t helping much by teasing about the dangers of stopping along the way… mention of raping rednecks and sex with farm animals. But as playful and talkative as they both might be, the drive is definitely taking a toll and it’s night under a moonlit sky with trees all around them and no place to stop… until the Sip and Dip.
Telling Trent they have to stop, maybe the small gas station has some energy drinks, Amelia and he are heading inside. And while dressed as nice as they are, they definitely stand out, particularly the slender raven-haired beauty Amelia in her lacy red dress… they are about to find just what they need to wake them both up, even if it does so much more than just that.
According to Rob, the teenage clerk, they just dun got in some energy drinks, sent by mistake, intended to be shipped to a Trance-tory T-Station ’bout forty miles away. But since the products sent were specifically for Valentine’s Day, they just put out the display in the Sip and Dip, a display for some sort of themed energy drink called Canned D.
Wondering whether it has a lot of Vitamin D in it or something like that, two old rednecks browsing nearby magazines warn Amelia that she shouldn’t try none of it. If she does, she’ll get the D.
Trent, figuring those creeps are just being perverted, having been staring at her, assures her the energy drinks are probably fine, although Trance-tory does have a reputation. So Amelia pops one open and takes a sip, seemingly liking the cherry flavor, and as Trent takes the can and finishes it off, they both might at first think the energy drinks definitely work… a real kick of energy right away.
But when Amelia suddenly groans and rather immediately starts growing a much fatter D-cup set of breasts… Trent is falling and feeling his own growth somewhere else.
Will their romantic Valentine’s Day weekend getaway truly get away from them? Will Trent’s creepy joking around in the car come true for his sexy and now top-heavy girlfriend? And will he truly give her the D like never before… along with their new redneck friends?
Find out in another all-new twisted Valentine’s Tale from the Kreme!
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