SINtendo DIG Dung by Kris P. Kreme
Bianca and Zane are an odd couple, hot biker babe and geeky gamer guy, but the relationship works, even if weekends turn competitive.
Each weekend Zane finds a video game to challenge his girlfriend with, the winner claiming whatever prize they want from the loser. Unfortunately, even if Zane is the geeky gamer of their relationship, Bianca is fiercely intense in her determination, having picked up and won every game so far.
But when he brings home an actual SINtendo game, the most obscure rare title ever because the title was so unpopular when originally released, will he finally defeat her and claim her as his prize? DIG Dung may sound crappy, but it will have competition truly blowing up!
SINtendo September is for couples, because nothing brings a couple together quite like a good old gaming session? Though when the competition gets intense, things have a tendency of just blowing up!
Bianca is a biker chick, and all her friends tell her that she and Zane make for the oddest couple, with him being a tech geek. But opposites can and do attract and so they have a great relationship… with one little tradition that might be about to truly change their relationship forever.
As she finishes up the babied maintenance on her motorcycle in the garage, Bianca applies some sultry bold lipstick just in time as the garage doors open and Zane pulls his car in. He’s already got that look as he gets out, determination and cockiness.
That’s because every weekend Zane finds some obscure video game to challenge his girlfriend with, and despite him being the geeky gamer, there has never been a game yet she didn’t figure out quickly and wipe the floor with him. It’s become a fun tradition, mostly for Bianca since she always wins… and this weekend she knows what she wants as her prize, run-flat tires so she can stop dealing with her compressor all the time.
But has Zane finally found the game to give him the edge? And even with SINtendo games so expensive from stupid tariffs and fees, has he actually found one he could afford… a very rare, highly unpopular just because of the title discontinued pre-SINtendo Whee game?
As soon as she sees the title of this game he claims he finally will be able to beat her while playing, Bianca is laughing it off. SINtendo DIG Dung is their parody version of the old arcade classic featuring a two-player mode of animated little dung beetles, each player taking their beetle and digging around to defeat the most enemies. But this game has a twist, besides just being a two-player version. To defeat the enemies, they must be blown up… by the player actually blowing into the top of their game controller.
It’s definitely unique, and an interesting idea, but Bianca disagrees that her boyfriend has anymore lung capacity than she does. And she definitely knows he is not winning and claiming his prize which is to absolutely stuff her himself, treating her as his new slutty sex doll forever.
Unfortunately as their gaming competition begins, the scores keep remaining tied, and after an hour of gameplay, both have won the exact same number of rounds.
After realizing cheating by expelling the air from balloons doesn’t work, that it has to be air blown from an actual person, will Bianca take her competitive determination to always win to all new extremes? Will she essentially inflate herself just to have more air to blow in defeating the onscreen enemies and upping her score? And in the end could all of her efforts merely give Zane the advantage he needs to ultimately win and claim her as his kinky little prize?
Find out in the first of two twisted new CoverSwap Shorties, brand new tales with covers you may have seen before. The cover for this new SINtendo classic was previously seen on the original tale InflateABEL… look it up and see which one did the cover better as SINtendo September continues!
Coming next… SINtendo is Grand…
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