Be scared, readers… be very scared, because you are about to scream until you KREME! That’s right, it’s HallowKreme again, and this year brings the most epic tales ever, more characters, more plot, and more tantalizing terror spread across far more pages than ever before!
For the first time ever, get ready for a June O’ctober special with everyone’s favorite busty redhead dimensional time hopping vixen of lust. But when she finds herself playing Halloween games through fantasy and reality, can she possibly accept that she is the villain in this spooky story, scaring everyone who sees her beautiful body into mind-wiping madness?
And are you looking for kinky costumes… then get ready for more costumed craziness than any HallowKreme before. From Donnie the Demon helping out a couple of wannabe frat boys sneaking into a rival frat from the one they are pledging to a sporty girl finding a cursed basketball to use as a prop for a party with her friends and truly getting over-inflated, there are more costumes than ever.
And those costumes include the epic two-part return of the most mysterious original character ever, Angelo, a black man born in the early fifties who discovered his unique extra-dimensional powers of Factual Fiction. And Angelo has a pair of spooky stories to tell in 2026, stories spanning the years of his life, bringing sinful singing chaos to a busload of choir members and nuns, sending a sorority haunted house into truly scandalous costumed kinks one girl at a time.
But are you looking for a little humor with your scares, how about a man living the dream in Hawaii determined to make the maximum effort in only making that dream life better. But when he discovers having whitening strips on his teeth alters his voice just right to summon a wish-granting demon, will his own voice spell a most uniquely silly doom for what becomes of his life and his family?
Or how about a visit to every HallowKreme’s favorite ghost, Peter Geist? When a couple stops for a picnic on the grassy grounds of Peter’s abandoned home, is there more to the seemingly enticing stop than you might think? And can Peter bring his own blend of perverse picnic insanity as he may have a unique connection with one of them?
But what about SINtendo? Of course there has to be a new game to play, and this year a gaming couple avoiding Halloween trick or treating brats find themselves streaming a game called SINfully Scary, where each of them has to witness on screen the other doing something depraved to both of their bodies as an attempted distraction. But when a winner of the game emerges, will what happened on the screen be only the beginning of what they find themselves doing?
And get ready for a brand new original character, who may have sinister ties to some interplanetary villains we’ve all seen before. Something crashes in the woods behind the homes in a remote cul-de-sac, and the residents of those homes are about to meet… the Cosmic Pimp, a rather odd thin man in a purple suit they assume to be an actor, a movie being filmed in the nature preserve behind the home. But can this man truly give them any woman on the planet they can name for just one hour of enjoyment? And when one of them tries it, naming the Asian wife and then daughter of a neighbor, will the neighborhood be getting a lot less peaceful this October?
But there’s so much more, too much to tease at… like a babysitter snooping around that finds a strange little plastic pumpkin called The Trance-tory Pumpkin Predictor. Squeeze it and it speaks a prediction, impossible or not, that somehow comes true for her to truly twisted extremes. And there’s the tale of the college kid performing a dare by stealing some actual pumpkins from a supposed evil witch at the end of the street where he lives. When caught by her as he is escaping, will the curse of Empty strike anyone foolish enough to empty out those pumpkins?
And yet even all that isn’t perhaps the best of the spookiest month of the year… prepare yourselves for not one, not even two, but three brand new Kreme-original parodies of classic horror movies. When four best girlfriends are returning from a trip only for one of them to have a severe premonition of a horrific car accident that gives them all bumps on the head, turning them mindless and slutty… she stops them in time. Only it seems fate has other plans, finding accidental ways of giving each of them just those bumps they needed, taking them even further down a kinky twisted destiny than they ever imagined. But where does this girl’s trip truly end, and who will survive to the Final Bimbofication?
It has been seven years since a loser of a guy tried to summon a kinky dead porn star that supposedly crawls out of a computer screen seven days after watching a freaky surreal porn movie. It has been seven years and new residents live in the house that loser lived in before ending up in a mental health facility for what his father did to his mother that night, borrowing his old monitor. But when he shows back up to warn the ones living in that house now, to warn them that she will return seven years later, that very night, will they find the old monitor among junk in the attic and witness the impossible… as The Bimbo Ring Returns!
A college girl is at first confused by a note sliding under her dorm room door at the beginning of October, a note simply saying I Know Who you did this October! But is there more to the possible odd joke likely intended for someone else? Could someone somewhere know exactly who this virginal coed is going to do, and when further notes show up throughout the month with names written on them, will this cute coed find herself uncontrollably horny and doing whatever the names on the notes want to do with her only to afterwards realize exactly what she inexplicably just did? Someone knows who she did… before she did them… but how, why, and will the horror actually end by Halloween since October will be over?
Prepare yourselves readers to scream until you KREME this HallowKreme, as there’s even more than can possibly be teased at, more series, more epic tales, more humor, more horror, from aliens to zombies and everything in between, from busty bimbo fates to gender bending kinks, from ghostly demonic beasts to cursed carnal craziness, with nuns and angels turning wickedly b
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