The Bimbo Ring Returns by Kris P. Kreme
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Seven years ago, something twisted happened in Jack and Jennifer’s home. The siblings are watching scary movies with friends Danny and Will, when Danny brings up the local legend.
A geek named Gordy was told about an online porn video, a video featuring an actress who died while filming and now haunts that video. Anyone who watched it would get a message on their screen, they were being screwed in seven days, and seven days later she would crawl out of their monitor to do just that.
But when Gordon returns to warn Jack that seven years have passed and the video will return to his old monitor, left in the attic of now their home, will the local legend prove to be anything but perverted myth?
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It’s getting close to Halloween, and Jack has his best friends Danny and Will over to watch horror movies with his twin sister Jennifer… but the real horror could be hiding in his home waiting to emerge late that very night!
HallowKreme dives into just the first of three epic movie parody tales, twisted original tales inspired by the movies that make this season the best ever to scream at… and in this one we return to a home where something truly twisted happened seven years ago tonight.
Watching the horror movies in the dark-paneled living room of their old house, all Jack, Danny, and Will seem to care about it the needless gratuitous nudity in the cheesy horror films they have found to watch. With Jack and Jennifer’s parents away for two weeks, the college kids have been trusted to keep the house from falling down, but a lot more may be happening than anything natural… something supernatural waiting all these years to return.
But despite the mindless movie comments and teasing that Jennifer herself may have bigger talents than some of the actresses in those movies, Danny has another thought… the surprise that their parents would let them stay there alone for two weeks, especially around this time of year. And it all has to do with what he has heard for years about what happened to the former occupants of the home.
Even Will has heard the stories, his older brother way back in school talking about a loser named Gordy who lived in the house and how that geek of a guy was desperate to get laid, his friends making up a story to mess with him. It was the story about a porn actress who died while trying something kinky in a movie, who became a busty porn ghost girl that would appear seven days after watching her kinky video on a certain website. Apparently after watching it, a message would appear on your monitor telling you that you were getting screwed in seven days.
Rolling his eyes at the story, Jack is laughing at the porn variation of the movie everyone has seen, or at least one of the sequels or remakes. But according to Gordy who had to be taken in for psychological trauma and treatment, seven days later, she really did emerge from his old computer monitor… only it was Gordy’s dad who saw her, who was screwed by her, having borrowed the old monitor for a work project when his crapped out on him. But the twist was, at least from what everyone has heard since then, Gordy claimed the busty porn actress didn’t just screw his dad, she screwed with his mind… leaving him impossibly endowed, crazed, and mindless with so much lust, Gordy’s mom never recovered.
It completely destroyed their lives, which is why the house was eventually sold and Jack and Jennifer’s parents bought it during the next seven years.
As amusing as the story is, Jack isn’t really buying it, just as he is the voice of reason when they get spooked shortly after by someone heavily knocking at the front door fairly late for a delivery.
At the door is a man Jack first assumes to be a neighbor, but this man quickly identifies himself as Gordon… the one who used to live there, and he has returned on what he is almost sure is the exact night, seven years later, to warn them that she is returning at midnight.
Rolling his eyes, it all sounds ridiculous, but Gordy, or Gordon now, is assuring them they are all in danger. It has taken Gordon seven years to figure out why the link to the haunted porn video never worked for him again after that night, and it all has to do with old technology. The tubes and wiring stored the energy of her soul, that energy building up… and according to Gordon, after emerging seven days later and returning into the very monitor she came from, the video can only be watched another seven years later, meaning that very night, the monitor will display the video again… like lure to catch and corrupt a new soul.
Shutting the door in Gordon’s face, Jack is returning to the others with amusement at the number of locals who apparently believe that old story Danny told about the house. But Danny and Will are only amazed to hear that the Gordy was at the door. Putting aside the ridiculous urban legends and stories, they go back to watching horror the rest of the night, and eventually Danny and Will go home.
But Jennifer is especially unsettled by all of it, mostly because her bedroom happens to be the room where supposedly Gordy’s dad watched the dead porn actress emerge from the old computer monitor. And even if it’s not there anymore, knowing what supposedly happened in that room is terrifying.
After Jack reassures her, he is heading down the upstairs hall, floorboards creaking beneath his feet, heading to his own room… and that is when a buzzing can suddenly be heard, as though something just flipped on.
Behind him are just the stairs to the attic, and it is in that attic filled with old stuff his parents never even went through when buying the house, that Jack finds Gordy’s old computer monitor… turned on without even being plugged in.
Confused, staring at the static on that old monitor, at exactly midnight moments later, a truly surreal and bizarre porn movie starts to play, featuring a busty actress with intense eyes and dirty blonde hair doing things no actress should be able to do, kinks he didn’t even realize were kinks. When abruptly thirteen minutes past midnight the movie ends, a single message appears in the center of the old monitor. Reading it, Jack sees that he is getting screwed in seven days.
As impossible as it seems, Gordon may have been telling the truth, Jack discovers as each night at midnight a new message appears on that old monitor in the attic, a countdown to when SHE will emerge, crawling out of the monitor to screw him. But when Danny and Will hear about it, can they all three get some kinky supernatural action seven days after Jack watched it… or will the busty dead porn actress that emerges truly do as she has done before… screw with their minds every bit as much as their bodies?
Find out in the epic sequel you never saw cumming… as The Bimbo Ring Returns!
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