Category: Tales from the Kreme

Stories from the Kreme himself

Don’t get Drained at Krismas

Brain Drain Buyer Beware by Kris P. Kreme

Relaxing in a mountain cabin on an old comfy couch, Jake isn’t surprised that his wife Laura keeps calling to make sure he and her daughter Melissa are okay. But after convincing her they will be just fine, her college daughter currently studying for some winter break extra credit assignments, him shopping, Jake may just …

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Choose your hats carefully at Krismas

The Holiday Whore Hat by Kris P. Kreme

Megan is a tired girl finishing up the late shift at T-mart on the night before Christmas Eve. She and Zeke are the only ones to close up for the night, and she’s too tired to care much about his obvious interest and tendency for lame attempts at charm. But a decision she makes to …

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Krismas always finds SINtendo

SINtendo Sweater Puppies by Kris P. Kreme

Over winter break from school, Sawyer has finally gotten the ultimate solution to a long-frustrating problem. While growing up, she never grew out, even teachers mistaking her for a boy. So she found a game called SINtendo Sweater Puppies that can fix everything, shift the balance in her social life, while overwhelming the balance beneath …

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Beware Nice Naughty Elves at Krismas

The Naughty Elves: All Choked Up by Kris P. Kreme

Stuck in her dorms for the holidays mostly alone, creative aspiring fashion designer Becca Bailey is actually enjoying the chance to wear one of her creations out in public. Putting together the vintage clothing with her own touches is something Becca loves, but she isn’t wild about the cleavage her altered vintage top shows. The …

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Smashwords End of Year Super Sale is On!

A note for those Readers that use Smashwords… The Smashwords End of Year Super Sale begins today through January 1st, 2925. Most of my back catalogue is on sale between 25 to 50% off. Thank you for being Readers! Kris

It’s hard being a temp at Krismas

IMPmas Unwrapped by Kris P. Kreme

When Jada invites her friends over for a secret Santa swap, she never imagines there to be one gift that will pervert all of them into IMPulsive actions they normally wouldn’t dream of taking. But none of her guests, not old roommate Molly nor her strong boyfriend Danny, not brash and openly sexual blonde Amy, …

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A wish is anything but at Krismas

All I Want... Get Bent by Kris P. Kreme

Sibling squabbles don’t end during the holidays. Twins Jon and Jenny discover that when Jenny has been hogging their shared bathroom one night. Angrily telling her to get bent, his go-to insult, Jon also mocks the skimpy red top and tartan skirt she wears. He says their father will be pissed, but Jenny ignores him, …

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Give the gift of melons at Krismas

Merry Melons by Kris P. Kreme

Tamara and Tim are hosting a small Christmas party for their closest friends. Unfortunately for Isla, Tamara’s closest girlfriend, Joey happens to be included for this party. Joey is a college friend of Tim’s, single and a bit gawking at Isla’s big boobs. But Tamara has a well-thought out plan for him too, having invited …

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A gathering of naughty elves before Krismas

The Seasonal Sampler by Kris P. Kreme

Offering a mere taste of everything The 12 Days of Krismas has in store for readers this month, The Seasonal Sampler is sure to whet more than mere appetites. The Naughty Elves are taking one charitable faithful wife and putting more than a naughty streak in her. A corset is putting more than the squeeze …

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A collection of Christmas SINtendo for Krismas

The SINtendo Krismas Special by Kris P. Kreme

The SINtendo Krismas Special gets your game on for The 12 Days of Krismas like never before. It’s a whole new level of twisted holiday fun, from a street thief playing Santa to a suburban man playing games with his wife, literally. Witness what happens when the origin of SINtendo, Kevin takes his hot new …

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It’s just about time for Krismas!

12 Days of Krismas 2024

Not everything shrivels in the cold, as this year the 12 Days of Krismas has gotten BIGGER than ever! More than just 12 new books, more than mere words, and more of everything you’d love to unwrap under the tree this year! With 14 new books, and 150,000 words of Krismasy Kremey goodness, get ready …

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Make Believe makes everything Better

Make Believe Moments W.T.F. Dude? by Kris P. Kreme

Make Believe Moments take moments of frustration or pure chance and turn them into twisted little tales of belief changing lives and turning ordinary people into perversions of their old selves. But what if a moment turned their old selves into something and someone else, someone a decade in the past with a new better …

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Sometimes it’s all Make Believe

Make Believe Moments Cycling UP by Kris P. Kreme

No one likes traffic, but not everyone has the solution Tommy does when he finds himself stuck in an endless traffic snarl one day near a local park. Wanting to get to Andy’s house, Tommy is honking and sitting, wondering what the holdup is. When he gets out and walks closer, he sees a group …

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Customer service is almost always Make Believe

Make Believe Moments Customer Serviced by Kris P. Kreme

When Tommy stops at a local restaurant called Sleeveless Steaks, he never imagines that after he leaves frustrated, his Make Believe app will be changing their customer satisfaction forever. Angry at an attractive milf manager of the restaurant who keeps annoying him throughout his meal, perky and persistent, Tommy accidentally activates the app while opening …

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