Tag Archive: Kreme Klassics

Sep 28 2014

Think Klassicly

Popular news anchor, Andrea, is at the mall to get her nails done. Traffic is a nightmare and parking places are being fought for. After Andrea cuts off a man in a beat up truck taking a spot, she learns a lesson in karma. Returning to her car, she fears an unsafe situation, the same …

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Sep 25 2014

Get a Klassic Game

Jeff is enduring a humiliating performance on television by his favorite college football team. Worse, he’s just finished his beer and really needs another. Not wanting to leave his chair, to miss a second of the sucky game, Jeff begins trying to use the Womote 3000 from Trance-tory to make his stubborn wife Gina bring …

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Sep 22 2014

A Klassic Perspective

A very unusual man named Mr. Samuels knocks on Jeremy Stanton’s door one evening as he and a couple of co-workers are putting in extra hours. This man offers some unique words of wisdom about solving disagreements, particularly the one Jeremy has with his attention-craving daughter Kylie. Sometimes making sure everything or everyone that needs …

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Sep 18 2014

Mary’s a Klassic

Byron Pate created a problem when he gave his bratty daughter Mary a position in the company. His soon to be ex-secretary Stacy is about to solve that problem. Using her biochemist husband’s unique talents, Stacy ensures Mary’s morning croissant will boost more than her energy for the day, and the men on the board …

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Sep 16 2014

Another Klassic Hot off the Press

An otherwise ordinary morning in Kristal Heights has newspaper subscribers all over town tossing aside inhibitions and morals, screwing themselves senseless mere moments after picking up the paper. Chaos is erupting and S.M.U.T. is back, but will freshman reporter Julie have the brains to break the real story behind the story, or are her brains …

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Sep 09 2014

Some Photos are Klassics

Today at the mall, famed photographer Henry Hallentine is selecting random patrons to be a part of his upcoming book Exposed. As it turns out, being featured in the book will expose much more than their faces. As Eliza and her best friend Rachel discover, Henry has a unique method of directing his models and …

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Sep 05 2014

Get Klassicly Screwed by the Economy

Everyone at Curious Collectibles is sad to see the final day of business, the economy having forced an end to their unique sales. However on the day of the ultimate clearance sale where everything including the fixtures is open for purchase, Sarah will discover that those fixtures might just include her. A mysterious man stops …

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Sep 04 2014

September is fresh with Kreme Klassics!

September arrives and the Kreme is making this month an all Klassic Kreme month! Nine of the most asked for Kreme stories, rewritten, improved and full of fresh Kreme! But why you ask? Because October is coming and that means the annual Halloween with the Kreme spectacular is just around the corner! So enjoy some …

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Sep 01 2014

Working on Labor Day can be different

A story, made up or true, about why a girl never wears white after Labor Day forever changes two sisters on an outing to the mall one Labor Day. Teased about the clothing they have on, Paige and Zoey put up with the cruel humor of their friends Lisa and Erika. It’s all a joke, …

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Aug 13 2014

Get your Vision checked by an expert!

Leah was all set for another day at school, ignoring her blurring vision and focusing all attentions on Greg, the school hottie who finally has eyes for her. She’d worn the perfect outfit, sinfully low top, pushing the limits of the high school dress code. Then her mother surprised her with a trip to the …

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Jun 26 2014

Time to Dig Dug Don’t Ya Know?

A Klassic inspired by a classic game, all the girls at Namco High mysteriously fall all over themselves when new kid Doug looks their way. Whatever his special charm is, they just dig Doug. When some of the tough guys get angry for the way their girls talk about Doug, they invite him to a …

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May 23 2014

How many O’s are there in O Canada?

Paul recounts the tale of how his Canadian girlfriend Elly went from the girl of his dreams to the stuff dirty fantasies are made of. Taking her out to celebrate her birthday at a fancy restaurant, the staff provides her with much more than a cake, but it’s the musical candle on the cake that …

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Mar 27 2014

When is it Not a Second Time?

This is a Kreme Klassic like no other, where more than female bodies are corrupted and contorted. Read the tale that twists and bends inward on itself creating an ending like never imagined, where even the laws of reality and time itself can’t be relied on. Doctor Robert Lane, small town physician breaks his oath …

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Mar 04 2014

Are you ready to take a spin?

In the hopes of improving her chances at winning class president, popular cheerleader Alicia invites four diverse classmates from different cliques to her home for a get-together. When the evening takes a turn towards an innocent game of Spin the Bottle, more than just her hopes of being class president might spin entirely out of …

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Feb 13 2014

Watch out for Hand Me Downs

A mysterious gift from her birth mother has Dakota Trent discovering more than she ever cared to know about what sort of woman her mom was. It all begins with the simple hand me down necklace, a hand delivered gift which will soon have Dakota offering her own hand delivered surprises. The latest Kreme Klassic …

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Jan 18 2014

Time to go back to the farm

Kristen hated the idea of moving to the country before she even got to town. Despite her dad’s assurances, she knew it wasn’t going to be fun, nothing to do in the small farm town. After meeting the locals and her neighbors, Kristen might just discover that she is what everyone wants to do in …

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