Kreme 2016 Kampaign
The election of 2012 is over, the winner announced… But what about 2016?
While I could have run in this year’s election, I was too busy with providing the freshest Kreme possible, the sluttist bimbos available and keeping Kreme Industries on top of its game.
But eventually one’s thoughts turn towards what you can do for your fellow man, and what can be done for the bimbos and wannabe bimbos of our great nation…
Today I am announcing the creation of the Kreme Party and my candidacy to run for President of all Kreme! I promise that I will provide for all those that support my party more bimbos with bigger breasts and lowered inhibitions for all! Not only will the Kreme Party deliver on this promise, but as a bonus, all contributors will receive a free SINtendio Whee!
How can you go wrong? Unlike the other parties, the Kreme Party delivers on its promise of parties!
I have not, as yet, begun my search for a running mate but after consulting with my investigation committee, it has been decided that she will be slutty and an eagerly vapid Vice-President.
As her being blonde, redhead or brunette… That’s is still being vetted.
…this could take until 2016.
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Youve got my vote