Scared Stiff by Kris P. Kreme
When Alana surprised her boyfriend Tommy with a rare DVD movie night at home, he already was beyond excited. But when that DVD turned out to be a copy of the seldom seen Scared Stiff, excitement wasn’t the only thing hard to handle.
Produced by Trance-tory who no longer makes movies after the chaos unleashed in theaters by their first film Scared Stupid, this is a real treat for Tommy, a fan of all things scary in the movies.
But the real scare this time might be just what that movie is doing to Tommy and Alana as they watch. Will Tommy find it hard to contain his excitement, and will Alana need something salty besides popcorn to quench her growing hunger?
Tommy’s girlfriend Alana has just done the coolest thing ever for him, but before the night is over things might heat up in their relationship like neither ever imagined thanks to a rare DVD Alana decided to surprise him with.
Scared Stupid was a Trance-tory feature film, a notoriously bad one, reportedly so bad it made the viewer dumber for having watched it. In reality, Trance-tory had supposedly incorporated mind-altering subliminals that supposedly caused all sorts of craziness. Whatever the truth was, it was a horror movie that had a sequel which suffered from all the backlash, never getting released in theaters, only being available for a very limited time in very limited places.
Scared Stiff is that sequel, and knowing how much her boyfriend loves horror movies, Alana has seen fit to find a Canadian copy of the DVD and surprise him with a movie night on the couch for just the two of them.
But if Scared Stupid left some viewers literally stupid, what will Scared Stiff do to Tommy as he finds himself more than just enthused by the cheesy action on screen. Following the corny plot of a guy who is mysteriously corrupted by dark shadowy evil, enhanced with a massive manhood with which to feed others that evil and spread the influence, Tommy and Alana are mostly enjoying the cheesy acting, the creepy looking effects, the porn horror that Scared Stiff seems to be.
But just why is Tommy getting an erection to end all erections, stiffer than he ever has been? And why can’t Alana stop noticing it as the movie continues? Are they being affected by the same mysterious subliminals that affected those in the theaters watching Scared Stupid, or are these subliminals affecting Tommy more, which may lead to much more than Alana is prepared to swallow?
Alana always was the best girlfriend ever, but she might discover why no good deed goes unpunished, and just may crave every moment of that enjoyably corrupting punishment. Halloween with the Kreme continues with a feature film to feature fun like one couple couldn’t imagine.
The next treat… seems to be improved
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