The Arrival of the Cosmic Pimp by Kris P. Kreme
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On a quiet cul-de-sac of Shady Oaks Subdivision, something has arrived… something or someone.
The morning after a thunderstorm, the men who live in the cul-de-sac are chatting at the ends of their driveways. But one of them is convinced something crashed, a fireball that can change directions.
Could it just be a movie getting filmed in the forest preserve behind their homes, or is the thin man in a purple suit not merely an actor committed to his part… and actually as he says The Cosmic Pimp?
Offering them any female on the planet for just one hour, when one of them jokingly asks for another’s wife, will the truth be revealed, and their barely hidden lusts finally satisfied?
Throughout the world there are countless suburban cul-de-sacs… quiet corners of the neighborhood where everyone knows everyone else. But how much do they really know about each other, and could something they very much don’t know or understand from far beyond the cosmic neighborhood bring their peaceful suburban lives crashing into truly carnal chaos?
HallowKreme continues into an all new tale within the Kreme Kosmos, where one isolated cul-de-sac may be only the first to witness The Arrival of the Cosmic Pimp!
On a chilly morning in October, Camden is as usual meeting the guys down at the end of their driveways for the usual chat among residents from the four homes located in the most remote cul-de-sac of Shady Oak Subdivision. It’s their usual time to banter and discuss the rather mundane predictable goings-on in their lives, but on this particular day, one of them has a bit of obsessive excitement about the storm that passed during the night.
Griffin is positive that he heard a crash among all the thunder and lightning the night before, a crash in the deep dark woods that is part of a sprawling nature preserve behind all of their homes. And while Camden simply mentions how surprised his is that his wife sleeps through everything, Griffin’s wife Lara was with him when they both claim to have seen a fireball in the stormy sky, one that changed direction before crashing somewhere deep in the woods.
As their Asian neighbor, Kai, calmly points out, Griffin seems to believe it was an alien spacecraft. And while they all find it amusing how excitable Griffin can be, the older single man of the group Duke is just wanting them to keep it from his college daughter Brie, not to go worrying her since he is the typical over-protective type. When Camden’s wife Charlotte comes out to see if he’s coming back in soon, the conversation rather effortlessly takes a turn, Duke is pointing out the skimpy robe Charlotte has on.
The guys are always teasing about the wives, and in fact daughters, since Brie is a very busty blonde, too busty not to fantasize about. But Duke is definitely the one who tends to get a bit aggressive in the teasing, mostly about Kai’s wife and daughter, or as he teases, the hot geisha girls they could be. Even Griffin is amused by that, something about Asian women turning naughty too much not to enjoy, even if it does bother Kai to the point he actually seems unsettled. Camden as usual is the one trying to calm the situation, but the lustful gossip about the wives is ending when a strange skinny man in a bright purple suit carrying an ornate jeweled walking stick leaves the forest down the road a bit from the cul-de-sac in front of them.
He is a stranger to the neighborhood which has the men quickly debating who he might be, Kai mentioning that he saw him leaving the forest on the other side of the street down from them earlier that morning. And as they all talk it out, the weird crash in the storm, the odd looking man, they come to something of a consensus that a movie must be getting filmed in the large forest preserve. It all adds up, since the guy approaching definitely looks like some crazy Hollywood type, and when he spots the four men, he smiles and approaches.
But what this odd man says and even the way he says it, isn’t just strange… it’s quite possibly going to change their peaceful cul-de-sac world forever. Assuming he is just sinking into the role he is playing, some actor getting deep in touch with a fictional character, the skinny man in the suit with the cane tells them he is the Cosmic Pimp, and for a price they can have any female on the planet they desire… for just one hour.
It’s ridiculously silly, and an offensive concept for a movie, Kai points out. But the Cosmic Pimp offers freebies to any of them, one free trial, and then they can set the price for further fun.
Whether amused or offended by the act the Cosmic Pimp seems to be putting on, the men are soon parting ways, each going back to wives or family, but Duke makes one last little comment to the skinny man in the purple suit, joking for him to send over the hot Asian wife of his neighbor after his daughter heads to school.
And just moments after Brie has gone off to her classes, the doorbell is ringing, and there stands Sandra, Kai’s very attractive wife, dressed as Duke never imagined seeing her dressed. And she simply says the words one hour. According to Sandra, she is all Duke’s for one hour, and he can take her body, use it, do whatever he wants with it, for that hour.
For a man like Duke, it’s too much to resist, the only man in the cul-de-sac without a wife. So he definitely enjoys the fantasy, but it’s so much better as a reality, Sandra counting down the minutes that he still has with her, and after a seriously sordid sixty minutes, she is walking off rather mindless back to her own house, remembering nothing of what happened between them.
And so the remote cul-de-sac in Shady Oaks Subdivision has seen The Arrival of the Cosmic Pimp, but just what chaos is that arrival going to unleash among the neighbors there, especially after Duke gives some repeat business to the Cosmic Pimp, this time getting the tight young Asian daughter Kacy involved? Will Kai find out what is going on or just be confused by how tired and distant his wife and daughter start to seem over the coming days? Will the other men figure it out and soon start living out every idle fantasy they had for each other’s wives, or daughters?
Something has come to Earth this October, something sinister from beyond, with offers too good to be true, and the true intentions of it all may depend on just who the Cosmic Pimp is really working for!
Coming next… Peter’s back…
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