Category: Tales from the Kreme

Stories from the Kreme himself

Easter sometimes bites

Bitten by the Bimbo Bunny by Kris P. Kreme

Stan and Jamarcus have seen success in their urban renewal project, turning old apartment buildings into modern luxury downtown duplexes. They even bought into it, living across the hall in the first completed renovation. But they may face Easter renovations they never signed up for after Stan and his wife Carol adopt a cute furry …

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Collect two bunnies for Easter

Ears 2 Bunnies - An Easter Tales Collection by Kris P. Kreme

Just in time for Easter, readers don’t need to hunt for these 2 EGGcellent tales from the Krisbury Kremed Kollection of delectable delicious devilishly devious treats! Bunnies are multiplying this year, so cheers to readers, and of course… EARS 2 BUNNIES! This collection includes: The Bad Bunny Dana was a sweet wholesome church girl with …

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It’s just one swing

A Nice RACKet by Kris P. Kreme

Tyler swells with pride about his and Emma’s new suburban home. But for her, the bugs, mice, and more are enough to nearly have her running back to their old apartment. When he solves that problem, will she end up swelling for a very different reason than pride? Thanks to helpful neighbor Carl, who Emma …

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It’s March which means it’s time for Lenny

DeSCENT into Madness by Kris P. Kreme

After witnessing something freakish and horrible in her school’s science lab, high school senior and mystery enthusiast Madison goes on a quest to find the truth behind a growing conspiracy. The small town of Saint Patrick was never known for anything, other than a perverse series of incidents that happened at a mall nearly twenty …

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There’s something wrong with the Trance-lations

Trance-lations in TITillating Terror by Kris P. Kreme

Brad wanted to get along with his son Gray. Winning a prize package including travel to Asian countries and the chance to try Trance-tory Trance-lators, their relationship soon trance-lated into a shared lust for Asian women. College came with big changes, but not as big as the changes Brad and Gray caused everyone they spoke …

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It’s time to take another Leap

The Legend of Leap Day by Kris P. Kreme

As serious a journalist as Andrea Donalds set out to become, she never planned on working at a publication like The Matters Most Post. Determined to bring respect back to the tabloid publication and find a real story, Andrea puts together a fascinating tale of an urban legend so faithfully followed by millions that it …

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Things get hard around Ivy

Path-illogical: Poison Ivy by Kris P. Kreme

Ivy has had it with the men her mother dates inevitably being perverted and either putting moves or playing around as they turn their eyes to her. It’s bad enough her mother keeps getting betrayed, but she is starting to feel like the poison her mother once drunkenly called her. Storming off into the wilderness …

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Selfies return for another year

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #68 - Hiring Practices and Managing the Equipment by Kris P. Kreme

ew Year, new job possibilities! Perhaps you’re a fit but older woman like Monique, who learns just how severe Hiring Practices can prepare her for a new job that really takes it out of her. Or maybe you’d like to try Managing the Equipment at a gym, though some gyms certainly have more clean, satisfying …

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Grab Bag returns once more!

The Grab Bag #70 - Astral Erection and Going Viral by Kris P. Kreme

It’s a brand new year and time to erect new projections for positivity and change for everyone! Or is it time to project new erections positively changing every nubile one around? Astral Erection will give the nerd in everyone what they always dreamed of, but remember there, are viral concerns out there this winter… though …

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Visit the small town of… Valentine

Poetry Slammed by Kris P. Kreme

For those worried about future leadership, they’ve found hope in Veronica Glade. This creative woman of optimism and innocence may soon be running for congress, and she is highly respected in the small town of Valentine. But someone wants her eliminated, sending a character assassin after her at an event she has been planning, the …

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It’s not going to be the Sunday they expected

The Stupor Bowl by Kris P. Kreme

It’s Super Bowl Sunday and nothing matters more than bringing good luck to their team for Danny and his best friends. But as superstitious as the boys have always been, Danny’s wife Melissa has never seen them so wrapped up in the rituals of luck like they quickly become this year. Could it all have …

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It’s always a good idea to check the pressure

Free AirHead by Kris P. Kreme

Jeremy is a guy pushed too far by his ridiculously high maintenance girlfriend Jennifer. During a road trip for her to finally meet his family, Jeremy has done little more than listen to constant complaints, everything he says wrong, everything she says right, every attempt he makes to calm her down only stirring things up. …

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Snow isn’t the only thing that’s Powdered

Powder Puffed and Stuffed by Kris P. Kreme

Thanks to an impulse buy mystery product called Perfection Powder, Cara gave her boyfriend Pat more than either of them ever could imagine last Christmas. She became a busty horny slut, and he became the freakishly endowed guy who can never stop. But when Cara’s little sister comes for a visit, bringing a less than …

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Better keep track of the time at the beach

Save the Date, It's Time to Mate by Kris P. Kreme

First there was Frank’s Fun Time Casino where the glitz and glamour of the lighting could truly transform your experience of gambling away more than mere money. Then Frank’s nephew Jay began a beach resort where partying in the sand could wash away thoughts and inhibitions while cheating poor slobs out of the hotties they …

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