Tag: SINtendo

Did you ever get your SINtendo Shades?

The SINtendo SHADE-y Deal by Kris P. Kreme

Some deals are too good to ignore… and this is the SHADE-iest deal of them all. Ten years ago, SINtendo gaming veered off into the first of many side-series, when Joel went hunting for inexpensive but advanced internet-enabled smart glasses. He found SINtendo SHADES, and once he looked through them… everything changed. But it continued …

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SINtendo can make friends

SINtendo Make a Friend by Kris P. Kreme

Everyone needs a friend… and the best ones cum with benefits! On a lazy day home from college, Heath lounges in front of the TV as his mom, Courtney, busies herself with creative interior design ambitions in the family room. But when she needs help, she points out that he needs more friends… that February …

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SINtendo closes the month of Double Kreme

Double-Stuffed Kreme: Sex Drives by Kris P. Kreme

Every Double-Stuffed Kreme is twice as nice for just one price! Career ambitions drive the stories this time! First, David finds himself driving Jennifer to the Town Career Day, but when men from several big state companies, notably Trance-tory, SINtech, and Brain Drain Financing all her she has a body built little more than sex, …

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It’s the first Double Stuffing of… SINtendo

Double-Stuffed Kreme: SINtendo Stuffed by Kris P. Kreme

Every Double-Stuffed Kreme is twice as nice for just one price! When Logan gets detention, he has nothing to do but stare at the hottest teacher in school, Mrs. Kelly Kyle. But knowing he’s a good student with bad luck ending up there, Kelly lets him look through confiscated items. And when Logan finds a …

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Get ready to be more than Double-Stuffed by the Kreme!

Double-Stuffed Kreme Ad

Has the New Year been busy for the best readers ever? Then as a famous man once said to a bimbo, get ready to be STUFFED, because a New Year brings a whole New Series and this series will be twice as exciting as every other series you’ve enjoyed for nearly fifteen years! Double-Stuffed Kreme …

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Sometimes you get more SIntendo at Krismas

SINtendo Dick the Halls by Kris P. Kreme

For years, Leah’s favorite holiday tradition has been finding an expensive weird Christmas-themed video game and buying it with her bratty little brother’s savings. He’s been a troll to her and her sister Laura, so they gleefully enjoy the tradition, literally at his expense. But this year, the game she found and paid extra for …

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SINtendo might give All You Want at Krismas

All I Want... SINtenDOG by Kris P. Kreme

Molly and Jake share a small apartment and this year the holidays are tense. After subtly hinting that she’d like a puppy for Christmas, hinting with stickers, shirts, even playing a video game called simply DOG, Molly has finally given up that Jake will understand. All he has been inspired to do is change his …

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It’s not Krismas without SINtendo

SINtendo VINtage Speak a Spell by Kris P. Kreme

Searching Thrift Stores for a vintage toy Christmas gift for her sister, Megan is focused on the task at hand. Her husband Matt, not so much. When they find a vintage Speak And Spell educational toy, Megan thinks it’s perfect, but wonders whether it still works. In the car on the way home, Matt discovers …

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SINtendo can drive you MAD

SINtendo: The Edge of Madness by Kris P. Kreme

After advice from a gaming forum, gamer girl Kendall has sought out, ordered, and finally received her latest horror gaming obsession. But will her obsession shift away from gaming? Once she begins to play the disappointingly non-horror game, Kendall finds the graphics great, very realistic, but she is chasing down a bunny rabbit, told to …

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It’s not HallowKreme without SINtendo

SINtendo Masked Maniac by Kris P. Kreme

Maggie knows about Sam’s kinky rape fantasies, never playing them out to avoid explanations to family and friends about why she is dazed or sore. The best solution in her mind is a rare SINtendo game called Masked Maniac that she surprises him with weeks before Halloween. It’s a game complete with a creepy green …

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SINtendo September ends where it all began

ORIGINal SIN by Kris P. Kreme

In the lavish landscape of Kyoto, Japan, 1960, an experimental merger of technology and the mind is close to fruition thanks to innovative eccentric genius Clyde Yoshido. His work involves a mysterious yellow monitor, a screen offering thought control over colorful blobs. But just what is the story behind this screen, behind the unusually named …

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SINtendo can be a stretch

SINtendo VINtage Stretch Boobslong by Kris P. Kreme

On a birthday he forgot, Malcolm is about to get the gift of SINtendo VINtage from his busty beautiful wife of over twenty years. Chelsea worries about aging, drooping, and there’s no escaping it with her size chest, but she never imagined the vintage 80’s toy her husband’s best friend helped her find would speed …

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SINtendo takes reviews seriously

SINtendo This Game BLOWS! by Kris P. Kreme

After Bethany writes a brutal review of an upcoming SINtendo game too perverse to even publish the title of, she comes into work and finds that Grady, her boss, has been in a long meeting with two men in suits representing SINtendo. And while she wants to believe he would stand up for her as …

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SINtendo is all VINtage

SINtendo VINtage Trash Container Kids by Kris P. Kreme

In the 1980s SINtendo felt the pinch of dropping profits. They branched out, capitalizing on their parody reputation by creating parody products of popular toys, games, and more of the time. When Rick and Katie head to a convention center to find the next vintage toy for their online channel, neither could imagine they are …

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