Tag: SINtendo

It’s the first Double Stuffing of… SINtendo

Double-Stuffed Kreme: SINtendo Stuffed by Kris P. Kreme

Every Double-Stuffed Kreme is twice as nice for just one price! When Logan gets detention, he has nothing to do but stare at the hottest teacher in school, Mrs. Kelly Kyle. But knowing he’s a good student with bad luck ending up there, Kelly lets him look through confiscated items. And when Logan finds a …

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Get ready to be more than Double-Stuffed by the Kreme!

Double-Stuffed Kreme Ad

Has the New Year been busy for the best readers ever? Then as a famous man once said to a bimbo, get ready to be STUFFED, because a New Year brings a whole New Series and this series will be twice as exciting as every other series you’ve enjoyed for nearly fifteen years! Double-Stuffed Kreme …

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Sometimes you get more SIntendo at Krismas

SINtendo Dick the Halls by Kris P. Kreme

For years, Leah’s favorite holiday tradition has been finding an expensive weird Christmas-themed video game and buying it with her bratty little brother’s savings. He’s been a troll to her and her sister Laura, so they gleefully enjoy the tradition, literally at his expense. But this year, the game she found and paid extra for …

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SINtendo might give All You Want at Krismas

All I Want... SINtenDOG by Kris P. Kreme

Molly and Jake share a small apartment and this year the holidays are tense. After subtly hinting that she’d like a puppy for Christmas, hinting with stickers, shirts, even playing a video game called simply DOG, Molly has finally given up that Jake will understand. All he has been inspired to do is change his …

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It’s not Krismas without SINtendo

SINtendo VINtage Speak a Spell by Kris P. Kreme

Searching Thrift Stores for a vintage toy Christmas gift for her sister, Megan is focused on the task at hand. Her husband Matt, not so much. When they find a vintage Speak And Spell educational toy, Megan thinks it’s perfect, but wonders whether it still works. In the car on the way home, Matt discovers …

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SINtendo can drive you MAD

SINtendo: The Edge of Madness by Kris P. Kreme

After advice from a gaming forum, gamer girl Kendall has sought out, ordered, and finally received her latest horror gaming obsession. But will her obsession shift away from gaming? Once she begins to play the disappointingly non-horror game, Kendall finds the graphics great, very realistic, but she is chasing down a bunny rabbit, told to …

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It’s not HallowKreme without SINtendo

SINtendo Masked Maniac by Kris P. Kreme

Maggie knows about Sam’s kinky rape fantasies, never playing them out to avoid explanations to family and friends about why she is dazed or sore. The best solution in her mind is a rare SINtendo game called Masked Maniac that she surprises him with weeks before Halloween. It’s a game complete with a creepy green …

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SINtendo September ends where it all began

ORIGINal SIN by Kris P. Kreme

In the lavish landscape of Kyoto, Japan, 1960, an experimental merger of technology and the mind is close to fruition thanks to innovative eccentric genius Clyde Yoshido. His work involves a mysterious yellow monitor, a screen offering thought control over colorful blobs. But just what is the story behind this screen, behind the unusually named …

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SINtendo can be a stretch

SINtendo VINtage Stretch Boobslong by Kris P. Kreme

On a birthday he forgot, Malcolm is about to get the gift of SINtendo VINtage from his busty beautiful wife of over twenty years. Chelsea worries about aging, drooping, and there’s no escaping it with her size chest, but she never imagined the vintage 80’s toy her husband’s best friend helped her find would speed …

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SINtendo takes reviews seriously

SINtendo This Game BLOWS! by Kris P. Kreme

After Bethany writes a brutal review of an upcoming SINtendo game too perverse to even publish the title of, she comes into work and finds that Grady, her boss, has been in a long meeting with two men in suits representing SINtendo. And while she wants to believe he would stand up for her as …

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SINtendo is all VINtage

SINtendo VINtage Trash Container Kids by Kris P. Kreme

In the 1980s SINtendo felt the pinch of dropping profits. They branched out, capitalizing on their parody reputation by creating parody products of popular toys, games, and more of the time. When Rick and Katie head to a convention center to find the next vintage toy for their online channel, neither could imagine they are …

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There’s no off switch with SINtendo

SINtendo Shutdown by Kris P. Kreme

Jack has been excited about tonight for weeks because his wife Ruthie finally made an appointment for sex. She never sticks to anything unless an appointment has been made, so Jack knows tonight is going to be perfect. Unfortunately she breezes past him when she gets home, saying something about a download she needs to …

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SINtendo is always hot

Tales from the Kreme presents... SINtendo Extinguis-HER by Kris P. Kreme

Miller is a firefighter who didn’t listen to the advice of his buddies warning him that dating hot girls in their twenties was very different than marrying one. He’s now dealing with a constantly horny wife who just can’t seem to stop finding teasing ways of initiating sex. When her latest attempt before he goes …

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SINtendo know how to bust things

SINtendo Bra Busters by Kris P. Kreme

When Kelsey visits her friend Marie one weekend, Marie could never suspect that Kelsey has an old 70s joystick game called SINtendo Bra Busters. It’s a game they both laughed at when reading about, a game too extreme for even SINtendo where the player racks up points while literally racking UP. Kelsey has had enough …

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