Tag: SINtendo

SINtendo September ends where it all began

ORIGINal SIN by Kris P. Kreme

In the lavish landscape of Kyoto, Japan, 1960, an experimental merger of technology and the mind is close to fruition thanks to innovative eccentric genius Clyde Yoshido. His work involves a mysterious yellow monitor, a screen offering thought control over colorful blobs. But just what is the story behind this screen, behind the unusually named …

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SINtendo can be a stretch

SINtendo VINtage Stretch Boobslong by Kris P. Kreme

On a birthday he forgot, Malcolm is about to get the gift of SINtendo VINtage from his busty beautiful wife of over twenty years. Chelsea worries about aging, drooping, and there’s no escaping it with her size chest, but she never imagined the vintage 80’s toy her husband’s best friend helped her find would speed …

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SINtendo takes reviews seriously

SINtendo This Game BLOWS! by Kris P. Kreme

After Bethany writes a brutal review of an upcoming SINtendo game too perverse to even publish the title of, she comes into work and finds that Grady, her boss, has been in a long meeting with two men in suits representing SINtendo. And while she wants to believe he would stand up for her as …

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SINtendo is all VINtage

SINtendo VINtage Trash Container Kids by Kris P. Kreme

In the 1980s SINtendo felt the pinch of dropping profits. They branched out, capitalizing on their parody reputation by creating parody products of popular toys, games, and more of the time. When Rick and Katie head to a convention center to find the next vintage toy for their online channel, neither could imagine they are …

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There’s no off switch with SINtendo

SINtendo Shutdown by Kris P. Kreme

Jack has been excited about tonight for weeks because his wife Ruthie finally made an appointment for sex. She never sticks to anything unless an appointment has been made, so Jack knows tonight is going to be perfect. Unfortunately she breezes past him when she gets home, saying something about a download she needs to …

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SINtendo is always hot

Tales from the Kreme presents... SINtendo Extinguis-HER by Kris P. Kreme

Miller is a firefighter who didn’t listen to the advice of his buddies warning him that dating hot girls in their twenties was very different than marrying one. He’s now dealing with a constantly horny wife who just can’t seem to stop finding teasing ways of initiating sex. When her latest attempt before he goes …

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SINtendo know how to bust things

SINtendo Bra Busters by Kris P. Kreme

When Kelsey visits her friend Marie one weekend, Marie could never suspect that Kelsey has an old 70s joystick game called SINtendo Bra Busters. It’s a game they both laughed at when reading about, a game too extreme for even SINtendo where the player racks up points while literally racking UP. Kelsey has had enough …

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SINtendo knows what’s in style

SINtendo Playing Like a Girl by Kris P. Kreme

Gabe is a college loser scorned by everyone, a scrawny pasty guy with long greasy hair and glasses. But can Gabe game his lame status away forever by giving the two most popular guys on campus the girl of their twisted kinky fantasies? That is his plan, having figured out by snooping on their laptops …

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SINtendo always has Style

SINtendo Style by Kris P. Kreme

When their American girl flat-mate Piper Pond whizzes past Hudson and Gage one day excited, they soon learn her social media style influencing has just hit a milestone. She has been discovered, a brand new international magazine on gaming style called SINstyle magazine wants her to be the first featured cover model. All Piper has …

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SINtendo gets to explore

Tales from the Kreme presents... SINtendo Explore and More by Kris P. Kreme

Allison comes home in need of her husband’s iPad. She wants to research game applications to help a socially awkward kid named Simon. Simon spends all his time playing a quirky game called Whack-a-Mate, where a caveman smacks women on the head with a primitive mallet. But while her goofball husband looks up the game …

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You can trust SINtendo’s advertising

SINtendo SINgame Advertising by Kris P. Kreme

Teresa is so proud that the video game console she got her son at a pawn shop near work has inspired the socially awkward and shy eighteen year old Cody to invite a pretty girl from school over. But as she works in the yard, letting the two play in his bedroom, Cody and Alice …

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Is that smell… SINtendo?

The Scent of SINtendo by Kris P. Kreme

After a humiliating rejection from office hottie Angie, Nelson just wants to drink the pain away. But when in a drunken stupor he orders a foreign infomercial product called SCENTendo, the scent of SINtendo, he may soon find Angie playing just the kinds of office games he will forever enjoy. The next week, things are …

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SINtendo always tells a tale

Tales from the Kreme presents... SINtendo Prey and Spray by Kris P. Kreme

When Bella gets home late, she finds Cameron angrily waiting, wanting to know where his credit card is. It was the card he needed to secure a camping lodge for a weekend with the guys. As usual, Bella plays dumb, admitting she took the card for a night with the girls. But Cameron’s had enough …

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It’s a party with SINtendo

SINtendo Panty Popper by Kris P. Kreme

Hanna’s friend Cooper is out of town, and her bestie McKenzie is tagging along to go water his plants. McKenzie doesn’t trust that Cooper isn’t a pervert, a nerdy geek too. And proving he is the sweet guy Hanna has known all her life will be more difficult after what McKenzie finds in his closet. …

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