Hypno Hosed by Kris P. Kreme
Dane and Duke have a YouTube channel where they post challenge videos and other mindless forms of entertainment. They found success after Dane got his brainy girlfriend Megan involved in one of their videos.
Even if she supports her goofy boyfriend and his dumber half, Megan is determined not to be embarrassed again or made a fool of by their videos.
Unfortunately they may not have a choice after a video on hypnosis proves impossibly successful, Megan guzzling down gallons of water and impossibly inflating her once slender figure.
In trying to somehow fix the mess they caused, will Dane and Duke only screw things up more… and ultimately just how screwed is Megan going to be?
During a break from classes and with little else to do, Megan’s boyfriend Dane has decided it’s time for another YouTube video with his longtime buddy Duke. Together the two college friends have found a huge following online with their various college challenge videos and other simple amusements. And as much as Megan thinks the two of them end up somehow making each other dumber and they generally look and act like goofy stoners in the videos, she’s always managed to be supportive of the efforts.
Her only problem is that no matter what, this time they can’t drag her into the YouTube video and make her look stupid or dumb or worse, slutty. It happened one time when they did a video on alcohol consumption and the normally brainy academic coed ended up getting so drunk she somehow ended up in her bra and panties.
But Dane assures her, they won’t be having anything that bad happen this time, and it wasn’t really all that bad, since it resulted in the Dane and Duke YouTube channel tripling its viewership and subscriptions. As he puts it, with his goofy charm, Megan is the secret gimmick to their channel. Everyone expects Dane and Duke since they are the channel hosts, but when Megan appears it’s always going to appeal to guys watching online videos.
And while Megan still feels a bit humiliated by that one embarrassing video, she did find herself flattered in a way by the crude lurid comments, never having been seen on campus as the sexy one, mostly the academic smart brainy girl who excels at all her classes.
But what none of the three could ever suspect is that Dane’s brilliant idea for a video theme today might just prove far more potent than they can handle, a theme that will not only prove quite effective but perhaps too much so, changing his relationship forever.
As Duke arrives at Dane and Megan’s apartment with equipment from the university sleep lab, the plan is revealed, a YouTube video on hypnosis. Dane found some spiraling video files online supposedly guaranteed to help someone relax to the point they become highly suggestible, and his idea is that using the microphones from the sleep studies lab specially made to filter one’s voice into an extremely potent relaxing soothing tone will result in possibly a very fun and entertaining YouTube video.
Since the microphone is used on sleeping subjects to calm their nightmares and help them work through sleep issues, it makes sense if someone sits and watches the spiral relaxing hypnosis patterns on Dane’s laptop, they can use the microphone to plant hypnotic suggestions.
The only thing is, they need something to actually hypnotize someone to do, and since their viewers know either Dane or Duke could easily pretend to be hypnotized just to make their videos, Megan is the natural one to hypnotize. But after she makes it very clear she will not embarrass herself by clucking like a chicken or anything, Dane stumbles on an idea that may just be nothing short of mind and body altering for his girlfriend.
When Megan mentions being thirsty, that becomes the hypnotic suggestion and as ridiculous as she thinks it would be for a YouTube video, at least Megan feels confident that them trying to hypnotize her to be thirstier than she’s ever been before can’t possibly embarrass her more than the one on alcohol.
But just what happens when Dane’s voice proves remarkably soothing filtered through the sleep lab microphone, when his suggestions that Megan is feeling thirstier than ever before, capable of drinking gallons and gallons of water actually proves to create such ravenous thirst that Megan literally seems incapable of reaching her limit?
After Megan heads out of the apartment, followed curiously by Dane and Duke, they know they’ve messed up in yet another goofy attempt at pleasing their viewers… watching Megan shove a hose in her throat and practically inflate herself with water. But how can they fix the mess Megan has made of her once slender body, her waterlogged curvy coed form unbelievably hot but something that will have her nothing short of enraged when she snaps out of it?
If one idea was dumb, and their next idea was even dumber, can Dane and Duke ever hope to think up a solution that returns Megan back to normal before she shakes off all hypnotic suggestions and sees what has been done to her hot coed body? Or will Dane and Duke be no less Hypno Hosed than Megan is, and find a whole new audience somewhere other than YouTube to introduce the sexy freaky and soon to be kinky Megan to?
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