A Kollection for Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day by Kris P. Kreme

Even though Valentine’s Day has passed, that doesn’t mean it’s not worth checking for late deliveries, and there’s a big bunch of more than just love in this special Kard from the Kreme. Valentine’s passed but this is Valentine’s Day’s past and that of course all begins with the epic tale of Cupid, the man behind the myth, and the day Cupid decided to go on vacation leaving cupid-in-training Carl to handle his yearly duties on the big day. But just what happens when an incessantly upbeat simple guy like Carl focuses too much on making people happy rather than developing connections between couples that were meant to be? A lot of crazy chaos can happen handling the Cupidator 3000, a powerful device Cupid himself has learned all the quirks of. Will love turn to lust when Carl is on the job?

Next, take a trip back to the year a man named Jason who skipped college to find his own way, finds his own way leading to a season job at a convenience store on Valentine’s Day. Of all the distractions a man might find under harsh fluorescent lighting working the shift that ends at midnight with little to no customers, coed Kelly was the most appetizing. But then maybe that strange bag of Kandy that seemed mixed in with the regular candies has a flavor worth writing about. When Jason finds adult messages on little heart candies, he can’t resist sharing them with good girl Kelly just to see the cute girl blush. But what if she does a lot more than blush, and what about when her sister and friends arrive?

Then take a trip down memory lane to the year Clay went for a Valentine’s walk in the woods to vent his frustration at the holiday and found a truly magical and quite possibly corrupted object that finally gave him the control he never had. Just one poke creates more than just infatuation for the first person seen, but what sort of carnal craziness can happen when a frustrated power-hungry kid gets his hands on Cupid’s Arrow?

And if frustrations on Valentine’s Day are something you can relate to, there’s always the year Ted took romance to new heights and showed that romance wasn’t just for suckers. Teased for years about his snail’s pace to progressing his relationship with Jessica, an impulse buy of something called Sucker Hearts might just provide heart-stopping thrills he never imagined. But when she seems dead but oddly warm, Ted discovers the insanity behind Sucker Hearts, their maker Trance-tory, and how to reawaken much more than his girlfriend’s heart. Romance is never truly dead… but sometimes it seems that way, and those are the days it can seriously get kinky.

And finally there’s the twisted tale of the day Candice discovered little colored candy hearts on her desk at a dead end job she certainly had no love for. But who left the candies on her desk and why do they have horribly depraved little messages written on them? The bigger question might be just what effect on her eating those candies will have, and will this Valentine’s Day be the first day she finds more than just satisfaction at work?

So open this Kard, stuff your mind with the sugary sweet taste of Kreme, and imagine what Valentine’s Day may hold for you in the future. if the past is anything to go on, it’s bound to be deliciously depraved.

This collection includes:

Cupid’s Day Off
Valentine’s Kandy
Cupid’s Arrow
A Sucker for Romance
Valentine’s Candi

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