Time for Ranch Handjobs by Kris P. Kreme
After finally discovering a pattern to her jumps through time so far, June is ready when she crash lands through an evergreen canopy into a forest at the edge of Buck Torrance’s ranch. Climbing up towards the decking platform where his daughter Laney always is, and where she was at the beginning of an original Tale from the Kreme, June is determined to stop anything from happening this time.
But Laney Torrance is helpless to the misprint of an ad in a local newspaper with a serious reputation for ONLY printing the truth, and that truth may just make June’s goals impossible, especially when Laney offers June a job that may finally be more than the kinky redhead can handle.
June O is still hurtling her way through time following a devastating explosion aboard a Plutonian Chaos Cube in 2026… but now she has figured out the pattern, a way of predicting where she will end up next, and that should make finding who she is looking for in the next timeline easier… but will it?
A bumpy crash landing through some evergreens onto the forest floor has June yet again looking up at an endless green canopy. But she knows looking around that she is likely on the land of Laney Torrance, or more correctly her father Buck Torrance’s ranch. That’s because June has finally found a pattern to her jumps, each one leading her into the next Kreme of the Krop collection, or more specifically to the one tale new to those collections.
And while she still hasn’t figured out how reality seems to be perfectly mimicking what took place in clearly depraved perverse porn, June knows that changing the outcome is her best chance at jumping back into her own time period in the future.
But the way the original timeline went, Laney Torrance was to be keeping watch over her father’s ranch as he finally left on the first vacation in thirty years. And a misprint in a local newspaper called The Gazette was what corrupted sweet young Laney and sent her on a tailspin of twisted sex with men applying for ranch hand positions.
Will June reach Laney Torrance in time before she has read the misprint of the article in the Gazette, a paper proudly proclaiming that it prints Only the Truth? Or will June discover that the misprint gave Laney abilities over hiring for all positions, and she has just the kinky twisted position for June to keep her from interfering in her many many ranch handjobs she will soon be eagerly giving out, quite literally?
Are there kinks even June hasn’t enjoyed? Will she get the job she wants or is that job about to do her in? There’s always time for June to try new things in her ongoing search for the way back where she belongs, but the ride there may just cum a bit rougher than she imagined when it’s Time for Ranch Handjobs.
Up next… June gets SINtendo…
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