Smoked by Some Weed by Kris P. Kreme
When Blaine arrives home on his anniversary and can’t find his wife Lorelei he assumes she’s upset about him nearly being late. But finding her in the backyard, mindlessly smiling and staring into the grass, he discovers it’s something very different.
Having been walking while waiting, Lorelei spotted a weed like nothing she’d ever seen before, and watched that weed send little puffs of smoke into the air. Now, she can hardly focus on anything else, waiting on the next puff, considering how funny and silly and weird so many things are.
But will Blaine get just as fascinated by the weed, and their entire marriage be literally smoked into perverted pleasures they never thought of before?
It’s Blaine’s wedding anniversary and he’s just about running late getting home, but when he arrives home, a bizarre situation in the backyard may change all of he and his wife, Lorelei’s romantic plans for the evening.
Looking around as he enters the house, at first Blaine wonders if she is even there, or if she is, why Lorelei is being so quiet. She’s not the type to give him the silent treatment, or to be mad he was almost too late for them to make their expensive dinner reservations.
But when he finally finds her, Blaine is even more confused, the busty blonde beauty he married laying on the grass in the backyard, staring at a spot in that grass with a big smile on her oddly relaxed face. It’s concerning for a number of reasons, not the least of which is she likely is getting grass stains on her pretty white dress.
Leaning down beside her, Blaine struggles to get her to say much, or look over at him, and when he does, he’s even more confused as Lorelei sounds stoned, as though she’s been smoking weed, which isn’t anything she ever does.
Fascinated by simple things, laughing and bringing up random topics, Lorelei isn’t helping him figure out what’s going on… until she mentions seeing it. And what IT is may change both of their lives and their marriage forever.
Apparently she’d been out walking before he got home and saw a funny little weed growing in the yard, just another small weed, but this one for whatever reason sent up a little puff of smoke into the evening air.
Leaning over, looking at it, she soon saw another and then another little puff of smoke, and looking where she looks, Blaine soon sees the same… a little weed, nothing he knows anything about, and one that from the top of it occasionally releases tiny puffs of smoke into the air.
Soon Blaine is every bit as fascinated and somewhat mindless in his own observation, laying beside his wife in the grass, both of them staring at it, while chuckling about how odd ears look, how funny puppies are, and why it’s called doggy style when lots of animals do it that way.
With their dinner reservations no longer an option, Blaine and Lorelei are descending into giggling fits while staying close to that weird little weed, their minds and bodies soon changing, especially after discussing all the things Blaine might like doing to his busty beautiful wife’s body… why he hasn’t done them before, things she can do to his body as well.
And before they know it, a happy normal couple may just be Smoked by Some Weed. Take the time this Readers Choice Month to chill in the grass… but maybe not THIS much!
Coming next… Readers are going to the Brach…
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