Category: Tales from the Kreme

Stories from the Kreme himself

Someone’s getting Trapped at Krismas

Booby Trapped Santa's Little Humper by Kris P. Kreme

When Katie spends Christmas break from college with her dad instead of the cheating bitch of a mother who says nasty things about him, she couldn’t imagine a holiday dream job at the mall becoming a nightmare. Andrew manages the mall, and got Katie hired as Santa’s little helper girl, but that job always means …

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Take a ride at Krismas

All I Want... A Holiday Hayride by Kris P. Kreme

When Callie talked her husband Jackson into buying acreage in the Southwest, she thought maybe getting back to her country roots would relax her stressed husband. Unfortunately, he finds stress in all situations, and one night she goes out to find him pacing near the barn, intent on calming him and sharing a great idea. …

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Sometimes you get more SIntendo at Krismas

SINtendo Dick the Halls by Kris P. Kreme

For years, Leah’s favorite holiday tradition has been finding an expensive weird Christmas-themed video game and buying it with her bratty little brother’s savings. He’s been a troll to her and her sister Laura, so they gleefully enjoy the tradition, literally at his expense. But this year, the game she found and paid extra for …

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Some Krismas toys put you in a Trance

Trance-Toy by Kris P. Kreme

Sam’s wife Emily has talked him and his buddies into community charity work this Christmas… but Sam’s buddies Tyler and Zane are not happy, especially since they have to dress festively which puts the two of them in stupid little elf hats. But after Emily gets home from picking up her own outfit at T-mart, …

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SINtendo might give All You Want at Krismas

All I Want... SINtenDOG by Kris P. Kreme

Molly and Jake share a small apartment and this year the holidays are tense. After subtly hinting that she’d like a puppy for Christmas, hinting with stickers, shirts, even playing a video game called simply DOG, Molly has finally given up that Jake will understand. All he has been inspired to do is change his …

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Someone always gets Bombed at Krismas

Being Bimbo Bombed Sucks! by Kris P. Kreme

When the sweet mother of a sullen teenage boy agrees to date Braxton Briggs, the handsome black football coach at his high school, she never knows how angry it will make her son Parker. As he tries to explain to her, Coach Briggs has a reputation for bragging about conquests and she is going to …

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There are Konversations at Krismas

Konversational Party Favors by Kris P. Kreme

At an office Christmas party in the high rise building where he rents an office, everyone’s favorite chatty doctor is about to meet the hostess of that party. Genevieve is the beautiful wife of Bertram, boss and owner of the building… but since he left her in charge of the party favors, having to leave …

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The Elves are back for Krismas

The Naughty Elves whORIGINS by Kris P. Kreme

Just days before Christmas in the 1980s, Martin Donnelly has called on Lucy to stay with Cody since his wife is out of town and he has an important meeting to attend. Warning Lucy that Cody has been snooping around in the attic, likely looking for presents, Mr. Donnelly is a bit uncomfortable with her …

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It’s not Krismas without SINtendo

SINtendo VINtage Speak a Spell by Kris P. Kreme

Searching Thrift Stores for a vintage toy Christmas gift for her sister, Megan is focused on the task at hand. Her husband Matt, not so much. When they find a vintage Speak And Spell educational toy, Megan thinks it’s perfect, but wonders whether it still works. In the car on the way home, Matt discovers …

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It’s almost Krismas Time again!

12 Days of Krismas 2025 Promo

Are you ready readers? Have you been good little readers this year? Are you getting so excited you just can’t sleep, dreaming about running downstairs, grabbing that suspiciously curvy squirming wrapped package, ripping it open and playing so energetically rough with it… she just breaks? Well don’t worry about it… because this year The 12 …

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There is always a special set of heels

OBJECTified PlatFORMED by Kris P. Kreme

Debate student Amy is out with her two goofy friends Tucker and Kyle, searching old shops to find a visual aid for an upcoming debate. With a subject like prostitution it’s hard to know what might serve as a tangible prop and boost her platform, but Amy knows she needs the boost. Going up against …

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Shopping is a Konversation

A Konversation about Shopping by Kris P. Kreme

When Rachel finishes up a call at the back of her SUV after doing all the gift shopping, no help from her game-watching husband back home, she naturally assumes the approaching men just would like her shopping cart. But it turns out they may have more interest in her instead. Doc is striking up another …

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Things are never bored

Board Bored by Kris P. Kreme

When Chloe shows up on campus to pick big brother Aiden up, his car in the shop, the last thing she needs is for Aiden to make her late getting back home. But Aiden has a new obsession, although according to him the real obsession is everyone else’s for a new guy on campus… Grayson …

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S.M.U.T. is always scheming

Flip Phone FLIPPED by Kris P. Kreme

When George and Evelyn surprise their sweet humble and respectful daughter, Payton, with the fancy new phone she has talked about, they all couldn’t be happier. But is that phone merely an instrument of quite chaotic destruction by the boldly active terrorist group known as S.M.U.T.? The Trance-tory T-Flip is a retro styled flip phone …

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