Category: Tales from the Kreme

Stories from the Kreme himself

The Fine print can drive you Mad

FINE print by Kris P. Kreme

Chief of Police Zack Tyler is baffled by a recent crime wave, crimes with no logic or reason, only connected by mysterious sheets of printed paper left at the scenes. Those sheets each have very faint letters and numbers printed across the entire page. Bringing in a Criminology grad student who happens to be highly …

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Golf can drive you mad

A Glory Hole in One by Kris P. Kreme

The madness goes miniature. When Glenn takes his beautiful wife Emma to meet the best friends he grew up with, none of them can imagine that meeting at the old abandoned miniature golf course where they used to play epic games of hide and seek will bring them together in the kinkiest most twisted ways. …

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Spelling can drive you Mad

Can you spell BIMBO? Can you spell BIMBO? by Kris P. Kreme

Can you spell the madness? On a lazy Saturday when her husband Charlie is outside dealing with yard work, Kim has been looking forward to doing nothing but laying on the couch with her laptop and her favorite word game, Birdy Words. But her lazy day is about to get anything but relaxing after the …

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SINtnedo can make you go mad…

SINtendo DenyALL by Kris P. Kreme

It’s time for a little madness, SINtendo style! Emily and Noah have always been friends, but never more. All of that will change after Emily gets sent a new AI-intelligent head to head phone game that she immediately wants to play with Noah. Using their phones, and giving the game AI access to all information …

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It’s very Frank to be Mad

Let's Be FRANK about Training by Kris P. Kreme

The game’s almost over, seconds on the clock… but can Frank take a gamble and cum back hard? After business has gone sour for Frank’s Fun Time Casino Resort, due to the fact nearly every guest becomes corrupted in mind and body by his uniquely powerful technology, the Fun Time Fuckuator… it’s time to rebrand, …

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The Madness is about to begin

March Madness 2026 Promo Ad

March brings hotter temperatures, crazier weather, and a whole lot of MADNESS! But can you handle the madness found within a dozen brand new Tales from the Kreme all month long? Nothing is predictable with March Madness. Are you looking for an epic twisted tale over twenty-thousand words in length? Or would you prefer a …

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She’ll just go MAD with science!

Science is MAD by Kris P. Kreme

On break from college, Byron is looking forward to getting back to the family farm, introducing family to the brilliant brainy girl that blinded him with science… his girlfriend Bristol. But the night before they make that drive, Bristol is worried about how it will go. And after reassuring her, they both are curious about …

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Did you ever get your SINtendo Shades?

The SINtendo SHADE-y Deal by Kris P. Kreme

Some deals are too good to ignore… and this is the SHADE-iest deal of them all. Ten years ago, SINtendo gaming veered off into the first of many side-series, when Joel went hunting for inexpensive but advanced internet-enabled smart glasses. He found SINtendo SHADES, and once he looked through them… everything changed. But it continued …

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Pets need some love in February too

Love your PETfood by Kris P. Kreme

Rex has a life no one would envy, bitchy entitled wife, Melissa, spoiled daughter, Mallory. After a week of hell with both of them, Melissa’s mention that she wrote a reminder on the calendar about his preparing her a gourmet lunch offers devious inspiration. The day is February 20 and Rex sees that date is …

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There’s some strange Valentine energy

Valentines Canned D by Kris P. Kreme

When Trent plans a romantic Valentine’s getaway for his beautiful girlfriend Amelia, he wants it to be absolutely unforgettable. In the end… it definitely will be. Driving long hours, the moonlit sky and rural two-lane highway have Trent yawning and swerving and Amelia nervous that he’s too tired. And no amount of his kidding around …

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Before Valentine’s Day it’s the 13th

V-Day V-Card by Kris P. Kreme

Albert is a nerd, smart enough to solve difficult equations but lonely enough to decide there’s only one way he isn’t graduating a virgin… cheating. Having found a site on the dark web offering print-your-own Valentine’s Day cards with hypnotic messages that make the reader instantly in lust with whoever gives them the card, Albert …

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SINtendo can make friends

SINtendo Make a Friend by Kris P. Kreme

Everyone needs a friend… and the best ones cum with benefits! On a lazy day home from college, Heath lounges in front of the TV as his mom, Courtney, busies herself with creative interior design ambitions in the family room. But when she needs help, she points out that he needs more friends… that February …

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Ten Years going Remotely

Not a Remote Chance, Baby by Kris P. Kreme

Tech Con 2016 took place in Hell, Michigan, an accident involving a remote control turning one man into a stud who could turn life into porn. Tech Con 2026 took place in a massive modern facility called The Emerk, and loser in life janitor Sully Simmons is about to suffer a similar fate to that …

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SINtendo closes the month of Double Kreme

Double-Stuffed Kreme: Sex Drives by Kris P. Kreme

Every Double-Stuffed Kreme is twice as nice for just one price! Career ambitions drive the stories this time! First, David finds himself driving Jennifer to the Town Career Day, but when men from several big state companies, notably Trance-tory, SINtech, and Brain Drain Financing all her she has a body built little more than sex, …

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