Santa Babies by Kris P. Kreme
Ryan tried to develop a new holiday craze, but that craze may just drive one family crazy. Santa Babies bears were meant to play a very specific Christmas song when given a loving touch, but instead the distorted static hum they give off may have loving touches spreading in ways no one imagined.
Causing rather instant reversals in every thought the ones hearing the static hum ever had, women go mad over mating and men become more than willing to help out.
Can anyone resist the need for Santa Babies?
Always be careful at Krismas, especially when playing with plushy new toys.
Toy maker Ryan is definitely in a grumbling mood on the rainy day he meets employee Boyd at the warehouse. Who wouldn’t be when they are meeting to make sure every last one of what could have been their ticket to becoming the latest greatest holiday fads are destroyed? But have all the Santa Babies bears been reclaimed… or did one slip by and be causing some true Christmas chaos this year?
Santa Babies bears were meant to be the lastest holiday craze, a cute little stuffed plush bear that when touched plays a certain obvious holiday song. However, something went very wrong with the technology aspect of the bear, and all they seemed to do when touched was put out a distorted static hum. For whatever reason, that hum seems to cause instant behavioral changes like nothing Ryan had ever heard of. In women it created a near instantaneous obsession with getting pregnant, putting them into apparent heat for any nearby male. And for the men it seemed to give them just the stamina and lack of restraint to do just that. As Ryan puts it, that’s just what happens when you hire an ex-SINtech technician and former Trance-tory product engineer to work on a toy idea.
But how could Ryan ever suspect the miscount of one of the boxes of Santa Babies bears is not a miscount and one little defective bear has found its way to a man named Ned’s teenage daughters as a gift he sent them?
Anya and Annie are twin girls with their own competitive differences, currently home from college, having brought along a friend named Jena who used to sell girl scout cookies to Ned before meeting his daughters at college. And as the three of them are chatting in their room, Ned’s wife Diane is working on dinner in the kitchen, her own twin sons from a separate marriage helping out.
Looking over the cute little bear they were sent as a gift, Ned still traveling to reach home later that night, will a little pat on the head of it change everyone’s plans for the holidays in truly twisted ways?
The 12 Days of Krismas proves that sometimes the simplest mistakes release the simplest of obsessions… with the most consequential of consequences. Ryan was a toymaker who thought making Santa Babies was the next big thing… but it might be Anya, Annie, Jena, and even Diane who truly spend time making Santa Babies this year.
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