Even notice that the best video games and consoles have the most interesting ads? Have you ever really looked at them? The fine print? The hints about them that are hidden in the ads themselves? SINtendo Whee You is no exception! But, the Whee You is the exception when it cums to the latest in …
Tag: Tales from the Kreme
Jan 24 2013
You’ve waited long enough… SINtendo Whee Yoo has arrived!
Finally, after years of development in the Kreme Labs, after months of testing on “volunteers”, after so much user feedback that the servers crashed from the load… SINtendo Whee Yoo arrives! Now on Smashwords! Now on Amazon! Years ago readers and gamers united in orgasmic cheer to a gaming system that truly promoted some interactive enjoyment, …
Jan 22 2013
It’s Koming Kloser everyday… SINtendo Whee Yoo!
The kountdown has begun. The one Kreme theme that has been demanded than any other. It’s not just a game. It’s… SINtendo Whee You. The ultimate in gaming consoles that make life around you part of the game… And the game that makes it possible for those around you to be Yoo-miliated… Koming Soon from …
Jan 19 2013
Are You Ready for SINtendo Whee Yoo?
Jan 07 2013
Are you looking for the Krem de la Kreme? You can find it here!
Time for a Kustom Kreme Kollection and this time the Kreme is going upper class. The finest of everything of course for readers of the Kreme and what can be finer than Krem de la Kreme? Perfectly created with the finest bimbos that are perfectly presented, just perfectly… for you! Place your orders and see what …
Jan 01 2013
The cover that was too hot for Amazon and Smashwords…
It takes a lot of time for a Kreme Kover to be baked to perfection. Now, most of the time there’s only one cook that stirs the batter, shapes the dough and adds the frosting. Most of the time there isn’t a problem. Sometimes there is. Sometimes Amazon has a problem with the cover being …
Dec 28 2012
Kim’s Kountdown begins… but will it ever end?
The end of 2012 is closing in fast. For some it is arriving much faster than they could ever realize… Or ever will. Kim isn’t sure why she even attended this particular party, why she is sipping the pink champagne and sticking around until midnight. But the answers will cum as Kim’s Kountdown begins… Find …
Dec 22 2012
Time for someone’s stocking to get stuffed by the Kreme…
Santa always does a decent job stuffing stockings, but this year Kris P. Kringle has made sure to double stuff the stocking in this new collection of tales. Two full length tales, one brand new and one klassic… Because every stocking needs to be stuffed to overflowing… So check to be sure of a Stocked …
Dec 20 2012
Kris P. Kringle is back with Xmas cheer!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Presents, eggnog, turkey, and of course there is caroling… But what if there’s someone in the neighborhood that doesn’t like it? It can make the faithful start to cum… Kris P. Kringle returns with the Kris P. Kringle Holiday Set 2012 starting with Cum, All Ye Faithful! …
Dec 14 2012
The world is ending, so Kiss Free Will Goodbye…
The countdown is in its waning days… Are you prepared? Have you listed to the predictions and warnings? They are all, so very much, wrong. So you might as well Kiss Free Will Goodbye… Now on Smashwords! Now on Amazon! Everything will end on December 21st, 2012. That’s when the Mayan calendar ends, but more …
Dec 11 2012
The melons have ripened… Kustom Kollection #6 is here!
It’s important to choose carefully when you are looking for the best melons. After all, only the best melons are the sweetest ones. You must examine their shape, texture, size and most importantly, you have to choose the right source for your melons. Guess what’s growing in the Kreme’s garden? That’s right, only a pair …
Dec 07 2012
Are you interested in Going Down?
Many readers enjoyed the story called Konversationally Speaking, but they never expected a sequel… until now. Going Down is the semi-sequel to Konversationally Speaking by Kris P. Kreme, the semi-sequel you never expected! Available on Smashwords for 99 cents! Available on Amazon for 99 Cents! Elevator etiquette might make conversations a rare occurrence but that …
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