Category: Tales from the Kreme

Stories from the Kreme himself

Mickey’s Serum is Sinister

Mickey's Sinister Serum by Kris P. Kreme

It’s opposite day in New King City… or it soon will be. A nerd named Mickey Morno has begun human testing with his serum, one that reverses every pathway in the brain, every thought, feeling or ambition flipped opposite to what it once was. Soon the heroic city will be corrupt and perverse beyond anyone’s …

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SINtendo goes into the Bonus Round

SINtendo Gaming 2 Go By Kris P. Kreme

Blaine never thought that crashing his skateboard into a trash can would be so rewarding. Of course, he never dreamed that he’d discover a real SINtendo gaming device. Now he has inherited a game, and even better, thanks to the previous player’s skills, he has inherited a Bonus Round. This is one day of extremes …

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The Paranormal Ending will leave you guessing…

Paranormal Ending by Kris P. Kreme

Paranormal Entry was only the opening. Paranormal Exit made you believe it was over. Paranormal Ending will show you that the truly perverse has only just begun. Special agents sent by the federal government to follow up with on-site paranormal investigators find themselves participants in the final awakening of a power which has fed for …

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Time to go back to the farm

SLut Farming by Kris P. Kreme

Kristen hated the idea of moving to the country before she even got to town. Despite her dad’s assurances, she knew it wasn’t going to be fun, nothing to do in the small farm town. After meeting the locals and her neighbors, Kristen might just discover that she is what everyone wants to do in …

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Have you Walked The Bimbo today?

Walking the Bimbo by Kris P. Kreme

Cerina hated her stepmother’s dog Fifi, the silly little mutt only some brainless princess would carry around in their purse. Taking on the mindless task of walking the dog one day, Cerina just might find herself more fitting for such a pet when she battles a strange storm only to discover a town in the …

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UM, It’s a Typo. Seriously.

UM, It's a Typo by Kris P. Kreme

Some jobs are a lot more unique than a mere title can convey and then some jobs aren’t even what they seem to be. Ashley discovers that the job she applied for from a listing in the paper is nothing like she expected and mostly that is due to what seems at first to be …

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There’s always time for a New Year’s Kuickie

The Kuickies #5 - Happy New You! by Kris P. Kreme

Mandy Fate has finally met the man of her dreams, an author of erotica that takes her own kinks and multiplies them until she’s weak in the knees. However, as Mandy Fate meets 2014 she might just discover that her own fate is to become just like the fictional characters this man writes about in …

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Petey’s kind of Pervy for an Elf

Petey the Pervy Elf by Kris P. Kreme

When Santa decides to punish Petey for being a truly naughty elf, the tables soon become turned as Petey gets a hold of some of Santa’s magic wishing dust and discovers that not all letters to Santa are from children or asking for merely toys. Using the wishing dust and his own perverse mind, Petey …

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Time for an Adventure in Santa-Land!

Adventures in Santa-Land by Kris P. Kreme

One family’s visit to Santa-Land ends in the most unexpectedly non-family way imaginable. Nick and Belle were groaning when they learned their mother had chosen a silly Christmas-themed family themepark this year. However, they soon might be groaning in pleasure as the college kids each discover how attractive Christmas fun can be. A brand new …

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Khristmas with the Kreme starts with a delivery

Holiday Handling by Kris P. Kreme

Independent trucker Rachel Handler has always rubbed the largely male competition the wrong way by undercutting their bids and flirting her way to profits. A mystery job for the holidays might be more than she can handle as she discovers that sometimes the prospect of taking a huge load involves a lot more than trucking. …

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It’s All in the Eyes…

All in the Eyes by Kris P. Kreme

Amy and Mick are college sweethearts with bright futures ahead. Amy never suspects that her future will pull her away from Mick and lead her down a depraved, slutty path. It all starts with responding to an ad posted on campus, to model for a talented photographer named Don. An artist with a camera, Don …

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The 100th Kreme Tale is going to be explosive

Bimbo Bombed by Kris P. Kreme

No one is safe, no one can predict who is next, and no one will escape the rash of Bimbo Bombings happening. From computers to cell phones, women everywhere are finding themselves victims of an all new crime of justice. Witness five of these women getting their just desserts for everything bad, cruel, or mean …

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Change can be a good thing.

My How You've Changed by Kris P. Kreme

Melinda is surprised to bump into Eric in the grocery store one day. They haven’t seen each other in the ten years since high school and things sure have changed. Where Eric used to be the picked on kid, awkward and unsure, today he is handsome and confident, sure of many things, most of all …

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Never take things too Literally

Literally by Kris P. Kreme

A near disaster too silly to imagine above earth’s atmosphere leaves the air pungent with the strange odor from exploded Literal Bombs, weapons that create chaos by making what is spoken come true… Literally. Now people all over one area of earth will find common expressions, metaphors, insults, and even what they read out loud …

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