Petey’s uncensored cover is a little bit pervy

Petey the Pervy Elf Uncensored Cover

One more slightly late Christmas present, the Kreme shares with his readers the uncensored cover of Petey the Pervy Elf! And in the next few days watch out for the newest of the Kreme’s bimbos! Planning to arrive this weekend at Smashwords and Amazon!

A glimpse of the uncensored fun in Santa-Land

Adventures in Santa-Land Uncensored Cover

As a slightly late Christmas present, the Kreme shares with his readers the uncensored cover of Adventures in Santa-Land! And in the next few days there will be another uncensored cover of the season and very shortly the first new Kreme title of 2014! Watch out for the newest of the Kreme’s bimbos to arrive!

UM, It’s a Typo. Seriously.

UM, It's a Typo by Kris P. Kreme

Some jobs are a lot more unique than a mere title can convey and then some jobs aren’t even what they seem to be. Ashley discovers that the job she applied for from a listing in the paper is nothing like she expected and mostly that is due to what seems at first to be …

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There’s always time for a New Year’s Kuickie

The Kuickies #5 - Happy New You! by Kris P. Kreme

Mandy Fate has finally met the man of her dreams, an author of erotica that takes her own kinks and multiplies them until she’s weak in the knees. However, as Mandy Fate meets 2014 she might just discover that her own fate is to become just like the fictional characters this man writes about in …

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Petey’s kind of Pervy for an Elf

Petey the Pervy Elf by Kris P. Kreme

When Santa decides to punish Petey for being a truly naughty elf, the tables soon become turned as Petey gets a hold of some of Santa’s magic wishing dust and discovers that not all letters to Santa are from children or asking for merely toys. Using the wishing dust and his own perverse mind, Petey …

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Time for an Adventure in Santa-Land!

Adventures in Santa-Land by Kris P. Kreme

One family’s visit to Santa-Land ends in the most unexpectedly non-family way imaginable. Nick and Belle were groaning when they learned their mother had chosen a silly Christmas-themed family themepark this year. However, they soon might be groaning in pleasure as the college kids each discover how attractive Christmas fun can be. A brand new …

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Khristmas with the Kreme starts with a delivery

Holiday Handling by Kris P. Kreme

Independent trucker Rachel Handler has always rubbed the largely male competition the wrong way by undercutting their bids and flirting her way to profits. A mystery job for the holidays might be more than she can handle as she discovers that sometimes the prospect of taking a huge load involves a lot more than trucking. …

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It’s All in the Eyes…

All in the Eyes by Kris P. Kreme

Amy and Mick are college sweethearts with bright futures ahead. Amy never suspects that her future will pull her away from Mick and lead her down a depraved, slutty path. It all starts with responding to an ad posted on campus, to model for a talented photographer named Don. An artist with a camera, Don …

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The 100th Kreme Tale is going to be explosive

Bimbo Bombed by Kris P. Kreme

No one is safe, no one can predict who is next, and no one will escape the rash of Bimbo Bombings happening. From computers to cell phones, women everywhere are finding themselves victims of an all new crime of justice. Witness five of these women getting their just desserts for everything bad, cruel, or mean …

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Change can be a good thing.

My How You've Changed by Kris P. Kreme

Melinda is surprised to bump into Eric in the grocery store one day. They haven’t seen each other in the ten years since high school and things sure have changed. Where Eric used to be the picked on kid, awkward and unsure, today he is handsome and confident, sure of many things, most of all …

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Never take things too Literally

Literally by Kris P. Kreme

A near disaster too silly to imagine above earth’s atmosphere leaves the air pungent with the strange odor from exploded Literal Bombs, weapons that create chaos by making what is spoken come true… Literally. Now people all over one area of earth will find common expressions, metaphors, insults, and even what they read out loud …

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Place your Bets while you can!

Wanna Bet? By Kris P. Kreme

Elisha has just led the youth of Oak Chapel as preacher for Youth Sunday. Now she’s leading a mystery man, Eric, on a tour of the church, though while his interests seem to be expressed towards the building and architecture, he clearly has more of an eye for her. Think a pretty young blonde leading …

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Little Goodie Two Shoes To Fill is here

Little Goody Two Shoes by Kris P. Kreme

Ella has been a pain for all those in her school, reporting parties, ruining fun, generally being so full of herself and her ideals that no one can stand her. All that is about to change thanks to two pairs of new shoes, courtesy of a very special shoe store in the mall. Ella’s going …

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HallowKreme 2013 ends with a Bang

HappyHallow-Kreme by Kris P. Kreme

Brianne and Katie were simply intending to try some of the latest fad product, Hallow-cream, a safe alternative to traditional Halloween makeups that leaves their skin feeling intensely good. They never suspected that as soon as it touched their skin, they’d be climaxing nonstop and doing anything anyone wanted in order to feel those climaxes …

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