Kris P. Kreme
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Dec 02 2018
It’s not too cold for the Selfies
There’s a chill in the air… but maybe that chill is from fear as this month’s Selfies takes readers on a terrifying ride, whether it’s a ride spinning a magical bottle or a bus ride straight to Hell. This Selfies includes: Getting Spun: On Halloween, teens gather for a friendly version of Spin the Bottle. …
Nov 30 2018
It’s definitely looking like Krismas time…
It’s that time of the season… When all good bimbos can’t wait for Krismas to arrive! Starting sooner than you think!
Nov 28 2018
Always read the label
Battling seasonal allergies as she has long been prone to, Beverly and her husband Bryan are in the pharmacy trying to find any possible solution that doesn’t have potentially deadly side-effects. Finding the most promising, called Allergoner, Beverly is fine with the very minor and highly unlikely side-effects listed, even if Bryan is a bit …
Nov 21 2018
Give thanks for a new Kuickie
When the stuffing calls your name and there’s too much to eat, enjoy a nice small portion of Kreme. In a brand new Kuickie, we find frustrated restaurant owner David meeting with his staff of waitresses before Thanksgiving, informing them of an 8 day motivational program they will be trying. Motiv-8 is a subliminal program …
Nov 17 2018
They just can’t stop rubbing
First Greg discovered the genie in the old lamp. Then Caleb tasted what his son enjoyed, his exotic wife Courtney. Finally they shared the lamp with an old friend Derek, whose wife Liz lacked in the curves each always wished she had. Yet Derek thought the lamp a joke, and he wished while Liz was …
Nov 13 2018
Changing channels can be a Grab Bag
Fall has arrived, so tune in the big game with our first tale, but it may be the commercials that have you cheering most. And much more than the leaves are falling this Fall when a lovely young studious librarian is visited by a man with a plan. This Grab Bag includes: Badvertising: Some …
Nov 08 2018
Rub it some more…
Caleb is the curator for a museum and when he left town a new artifact arrived. An ancient oil lamp, his son Greg cleaned it and discovered an actual genie that granted three wishes, just not in the way he intended. Now thanks to their wishes, both father and son are enjoying downright freakish kinky …
Oct 30 2018
It’s Whore-able when HallowKreme 2018 comes to a close
On a spooky abandoned beach with the moon overhead, four close friends are about to get even closer, whether they want to or not. Asking why her three best older brother-like friends call the place Horror Beach, Katie is told about mysterious lights in the sky and people vanishing and coming back very different. She …
Oct 28 2018
On HallowKreme you get Tricked and Treated
Installing a new fancy product called a Trance-tory Trick ‘er Treater, Jonathan hopes the special hypnotic lighting can do as it claims and influence the visiting kids to only take a couple pieces of candy each. But while it works flawlessly on the children, what does it do to those over eighteen who are exposed …
Oct 26 2018
Better get moving on HallowKreme
When Marianne gets a job she never expected to get, she’ll need to find movers who can expedite an immediate move for her and her Great Dane Jaws. In her excitement she misreads Two Men and a Movie Van for Two Men and a Moving Van, calling up none other than Stan Gibson and his …
Oct 24 2018
HallowKreme without SINtendo just can’t happen
When Tate finds an old video game in the confiscated items bin at school he swipes it and takes it home, thrilled that it seems to be a game based on an old horror movie. But when he starts the game, Tate discovers it’s only a cheesy parody of Pac-Man. Frustrated, he plays it anyway, …
Oct 22 2018
HallowKreme Candy is extra special
Having been at the beach during the off season, Leanne and her daughter Dakota are disturbed to find a new business opened near their home while they were away. Stopping by Carnal Candy on the evening they return, both of them intend to give the owner a piece of their mind, but they may just …
Oct 20 2018
HallowKreme at night can’t be forgotten
On Kendra’s first night as the night nurse for a creepy closed down hospital, she’s given a lot of specific warnings by Doctor Devon. The place is haunted, he tells her, and there are certain places she should never go… most notably the basement where he claims zombies roam from the old morgue, reports of …
Oct 18 2018
On HallowKreme the costume makes the maid
Still angry from the first home she visited, Melina is on her way down the street to another, just wanting to trick or treat and get some candy. Of course she isn’t paying attention to her angry middle of the road walk and a car screeches to a halt, the driver quite enraged. Getting out …
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